i love my dumb dog, but he sure is dumb. this morning he pulled our new laptop off my nightstand because he got wrapped up in a pair of headphones that were connected to it. i new it was going to happen, yet i did not prevent it. i was just going to leave the room for a moment to send my wife off to work. he might have done it on purpose because i mocked him for getting wrapped up in the headphones' cord in the first place. the computer seems no worse for the wear, but my dogs are why we can't have nice things.