Things you do to piss off your spouse

pffft, this list is too easy......everything I do pisses her off.

I'm trying to think of something I do that doesn't piss her off and I'm drawing a blank.

I told her a long time ago that she could either tell me what to do or she could tell me how to do it but not both. Yep, that pissed her off.

 
Ulty said:
If she's already pissed off, the following things will make it much worse:

1. Asking her what's wrong.

2. If she says nothing is wrong, but something is obviously wrong, asking her again.

3. If she says nothing is wrong, but something is obviouisly wrong, taking her word for it and dropping it.

4. If something is obviously wrong but I don't ask her about it.

5. Trying to fix her problems.

6. Not trying to fix her problems.

7. Entering the room.

8. Leaving the room.

9. Trying to comfort her.

10. Not trying to comfort her.

Avoid all of these, and you'll be fine.
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I'd say that's a pretty comprehensive list.

 
I may have woken her up once or twice with a mushroom slap to the forehead

 
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PaulCrewe said:
I may have woken her up once or twice with a mushroom slap to the forehead
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Watching the 2010 Nebraska Missouri game for the 100th time.

Supporting a 100% reality TV B****** in the carlfense house.

Ebonics.

So many more . . .

 
carlfense said:
Watching the 2010 Nebraska Missouri game for the 100th time.

Supporting a 100% reality TV B****** in the carlfense house.

Ebonics.

So many more . . .
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My wife and I have a deal. I get to watch all Husker sporting events, no questions asked. She didn't specify live, so I get her on the BTN reruns as well.

Other things I intentionally do to piss her off:

When watching sports, I always harass her to "Look at this play!" She doesn't care, I know she doesn't care, she knows I know she doesn't care. That's what makes it fun.

Get our daughter to dance to Springsteen. At this point, my 17 month old points to my phone and starts dancing as a way to ask for Bruce. My wife HATES Springsteen.

I RickRoll her constantly. Yea, that's several years old, but still hilarious.

And we have these incredibly irritating Baby Signing Time videos to teach our daughter sign language. They have these obnoxiously catchy songs that get stuck in your head. So whenever one is stuck in my head, I just sing a few lines to her so she has to suffer too.

 
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Today I committed the cardinal sin of filling up an ice tray and putting it on top of the stack of ice trays in the freezer, instead of the bottom.

:hmmph

 
Junior said:
carlfense said:
Watching the 2010 Nebraska Missouri game for the 100th time.

Supporting a 100% reality TV B****** in the carlfense house.

Ebonics.

So many more . . .
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My wife and I have a deal. I get to watch all Husker sporting events, no questions asked. She didn't specify live, so I get her on the BTN reruns as well.

Other things I intentionally do to piss her off:

When watching sports, I always harass her to "Look at this play!" She doesn't care, I know she doesn't care, she knows I know she doesn't care. That's what makes it fun.

Get our daughter to dance to Springsteen. At this point, my 17 month old points to my phone and starts dancing as a way to ask for Bruce. My wife HATES Springsteen.

I RickRoll her constantly. Yea, that's several years old, but still hilarious.

And we have these incredibly irritating Baby Signing Time videos to teach our daughter sign language. They have these obnoxiously catchy songs that get stuck in your head. So whenever one is stuck in my head, I just sing a few lines to her so she has to suffer too.
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Grounds for dismissal. That's just un-American, is she's a terrorist?

 
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