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One hand on wheel,
one hand on horn:
CHICAGO .
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window:
NEW YORK .
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of traffic:
NEW JERSEY .
One hand on wheel,
one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON .
One hand on wheel,
one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator,
gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES.
Both hands on wheel,
eyes shut,
both feet on brake,
quivering in terror:
From MONTANA , but driving in CALIFORNIA .
One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone,
foot on brake,
mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE .
One hand on wheel,
one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet being on the accelerator,
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS .
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor,
Prairie Dog tails attached to antenna:
WYOMING .
Two hands gripping wheel,
blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate,
in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA and parts of Metro Phoenix, ARIZONA.
No hands on the wheel,
driving with the knees,
applying makeup,
talking on cell phone,
writing in journal,
reading scriptures,
8 kids screaming in the back,
'Families are Forever' bumper sticker,
UTAH!!!!
one hand on horn:
CHICAGO .
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window:
NEW YORK .
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of traffic:
NEW JERSEY .
One hand on wheel,
one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON .
One hand on wheel,
one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator,
gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES.
Both hands on wheel,
eyes shut,
both feet on brake,
quivering in terror:
From MONTANA , but driving in CALIFORNIA .
One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone,
foot on brake,
mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE .
One hand on wheel,
one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet being on the accelerator,
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS .
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor,
Prairie Dog tails attached to antenna:
WYOMING .
Two hands gripping wheel,
blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate,
in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA and parts of Metro Phoenix, ARIZONA.
No hands on the wheel,
driving with the knees,
applying makeup,
talking on cell phone,
writing in journal,
reading scriptures,
8 kids screaming in the back,
'Families are Forever' bumper sticker,
UTAH!!!!
but also Cali is a one finger salute/or the gun option or both and the skycam while the police chase them all over SoCal.
