Iowa Joke Thread

[ZRod]

So it's not a rivalry, but we create a joke thread for the first time this year and make sure to claim that it's not a rivalry?

Right.

Why you gotta be that guy?

 

[Hawknut5]

 

[Hawknut5]

 

[sd'sker]

kirk ferentz's contract.

 

[True2tRA]

Well thanks for that. I knew there was a reason I felt like Bo could go. Sometimes I forget what all he said there. But ya.........he said enough.

Score hawknut 1 huskerboard 0

 

[huKSer]

Kirk Ferentz gets paid $3.65 million per year through 2020

 

[presidentjlh]

kirk ferentz's contract.

I cannot stop laughing

 

[True2tRA]

Kirk Ferentz gets paid $3.65 million per year through 2020

LOL OKAY. Huskerboard 1 Hawknut 1. Good point Hukser. They're f'd with their HC too.

 

[NUance]

How do you castrate an Iowa fan?

Spoiler

Kick his sister in the mouth.

 

[It'sNotAFakeID]

Iowa doesn't recruit Florida because they believe they don't need the talent that state provides. That tells you everything you need to know about Iowa.

 

[Hawknut5]

I am certainly not a huge fan of Ferentz, but he certainly represents our University a lot better than Pelini represents UNL. I'm just hoping that Kirk doesn't come up with a pure vanilla gameplan like he has the last couple years against you guys. All joking aside I hope we can enjoy a good game on Friday.

 

[Haspula]

The world's largest porch swing in Hebron holds around 18 people

or 6 Iowans

 

[Haspula]

Nebraska: Running the read option on the football field and in the classroom.

Because the classroom is for taking notes.

We do our reading for homework

 

[sd'sker]

I am certainly not a huge fan of Ferentz, but he certainly represents our University a lot better than Pelini represents UNL. I'm just hoping that Kirk doesn't come up with a pure vanilla gameplan like he has the last couple years against you guys.

maybe you think so. i am perfectly fine with how bo represents our program. but, i guess if you cannot beat us, just as well go for the character assassination. real class.

 

[Hawknut5]

I am certainly not a huge fan of Ferentz, but he certainly represents our University a lot better than Pelini represents UNL. I'm just hoping that Kirk doesn't come up with a pure vanilla gameplan like he has the last couple years against you guys.

maybe you think so. i am perfectly fine with how bo represents our program. but, i guess if you cannot beat us, just as well go for the character assassination. real class.

So as long as Pelini keeps beating Iowa you're okay with him saying "F the fans."? Interesting.