Iowa Joke Thread

[Cina]

Who's there?

Iowa fans are ugly.

Iowa fans are ugly who?

Iowa fans are ugly and they smell bad, also they are intellectually inferior.

 

[NUance]

Two Iowa Men Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Burglarize Apartment with Sharpie-Drawn Masks LINK

 

[bojihusker]

Iowa, Nebraska's neighbor. Enough said.

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

Iowa....sucks so bad, it'll make a train take a dirt road

Iowegian's are so dumb, they think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet

Iowegian's are so dumb, they think Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill

Iowegian's are so dumb, they buy tickets to Xbox Live

Iowegian women are stupid, they think menopause is a button

Iowegian's are so dumb, they try to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Iowegian's are so dumb, they called Dan Quayle for a spell-check

 

[hskerholic]

Why doesn't Iowa have natural grass field!

It keeps the cheerleaders from grazing!

 

[Cina]

Why doesn't Iowa have natural grass field!
It keeps the cheerleaders from grazing!

It also keeps the players from smoking it.

 

[Blackshirts007]

Why doesn't Iowa have natural grass field!

It keeps the cheerleaders from grazing!

They don't have natural grass any more!

 

[husker_fan_from_sweden]

What is the difference between Iowans and nebraskans?

Iowans have better neighbors.

 

[ShawnWatson]

you seem to be missing the point of this thread. reading is hard.

Well, he is an Iowa Fan.

Boom, roasted.

it is like i am at a kenny rogers' chicken, here.

ADS, sd'sker and The Dude walk into a bar...to pick me up because I'm an alcoholic and can't manage my feelings. Kenny Rogers.

 

[ShawnWatson]

Did somebody call a barista? 'Cause this roast just got dark.

 

[Walleye Hunting Husker]

How do they seperate the boys from the men in Iowa?

A restraining order.

 

[Redux]

Iowas border is so small I had to walk it for like 4 hours.....then it got WAY bigger. Like SUPER BIG! Then when I crossed it I didnt even get a hello, gentlemen you are not Iowa.

 

[Caven]

Iowa....sucks so bad, it'll make a train take a dirt road

Iowegian's are so dumb, they think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet

Iowegian's are so dumb, they think Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill

Iowegian's are so dumb, they buy tickets to Xbox Live

Iowegian women are stupid, they think menopause is a button

Iowegian's are so dumb, they try to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Iowegian's are so dumb, they called Dan Quayle for a spell-check

Well duh - we have to separate the M's from the W's! How else do you find the logical breakpoint between them if you don't alphabetize them!

 

[da skers]

Two guys from Iowa were walking along when they saw a dog licking his balls, one said i wish i could do that!! the other said, you dumbass he would bite you!

 

[ADS]

you seem to be missing the point of this thread. reading is hard.

Well, he is an Iowa Fan.

Boom, roasted.

it is like i am at a kenny rogers' chicken, here.

ADS, sd'sker and The Dude walk into a bar...to pick me up because I'm an alcoholic and can't manage my feelings. Kenny Rogers.