Ask the good doctor...

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

About your health issues. I will give you a free diagnosis and a blank prescription pad!

(Disclaimer: Prescription pads are only post-it notes. Dr. Mantis is not a real doctor, but is a nurse. Yes, I have heard all the Gaylord Focker and "Murse" jokes)

 

[Count 'Bility]

Where do babys come from?

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

Where do babys come from?

Whiskey and expired condoms

 

[NUance]

Is it true that swallowed chewing gum goes into your appendix and stays there for seven years. Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?

 

[StPaulHusker]

Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?

To hold chewing gum, silly.

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?

To hold chewing gum, silly.

This is true. Some doctors believe that the appendix holds a purpose with the immune system for the digestive tract. But i have found out that the appendix is an excellent source for surgery bills.

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

Can you change your profile picture? It bothers me.... epilepsy or whatever.

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

Can you change your profile picture? It bothers me.... epilepsy or whatever.

No

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

Can you change your profile picture? It bothers me.... epilepsy or whatever.

as for your epilepsy, i recommend flashing lights only while driving.

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

Can you change your profile picture? It bothers me.... epilepsy or whatever.

as for your epilepsy, i recommend flashing lights only while driving.

House has 12 strobes....so i know

 

[GSG]

I got a virus video. How do I get rid of it?

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

I got a virus video. How do I get rid of it?

If you see a pop up that says "single girls are in your area and ready to chat" i would suggest clicking on that. Also, respond to any emails from a Nigerian prince

 

[knapplc]

Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?

Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost.

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?

Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost.

Way to steal my thunder

 

[NUance]

Come to think of it, why to people have an appendix to begin with?

Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost.

Way to steal my thunder

Bacteria? Sounds like a bunch of sh#t to me.