EDSBS: Mike Riley Moves Into His New Office

[Saunders]

MIKE RILEY: So it's down the hall then? Terrific, thanks so much. Hope you like that fruit basket. Boy, a new start, sure feels weird to be the new fella in town, I tell you. Let's see, Room 402, here we-

[he arrives at a door hanging off one hinge, the letters "--AD FOO-B--- --ACH -O PELI--" legible through scorch marks]

RILEY: Well, shucks, what happened here?

[touches doorknob]

[door falls off hinge]

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/1/29/7928645/mike-riley-moves-into-his-new-office

 

[TITANIC VS LUSITANIA]

I don't know why, but this was uninteresting. Funny supposedly?

 

[gobiggergoredder]

This is straight stupid.

 

[RunRedRun]

uuuuumm!!!!!

 

[BaytownHusker]

Dumb!!

 

[Count 'Bility]

Dumb

Not funny

Accurate

 

[Saunders]

Bunch of damn Statler and Waldorf's up in here. It's the offseason, we'll take what we can get.

 

[desertshox]

Bunch of damn Statler and Waldorf's up in here. It's the offseason, we'll take what we can get.

i read the snippet and asked myself why i opened the thread. it was that bad.now i am just watching the train wreck

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[ZRod]

Bunch of damn Statler and Waldorf's up in here. It's the offseason, we'll take what we can get.

No we won't, this is the kind of sh#t that'll get you banned around here. Just tasteless.

 

[Saunders]

Bunch of damn Statler and Waldorf's up in here. It's the offseason, we'll take what we can get.

No we won't, this is the kind of sh#t that'll get you banned around here. Just tasteless.

lol

 

[ColoNoCoHusker]

Didn't like the article. Maybe I'm reading it wrong. It seems to take a dig at the old coach, new coach, and unrealistic fans/Athletic Dept

 

[Saunders]

Eh, it's EDSBS. They take shots at everyone, kind of like the "Why your teams sucks" articles.

 

[ColoNoCoHusker]

I know that's their typical M.O. Thought we deserved better effort... Maybe they can engage Stephen King or J.K. Rowling to write the piece next time... Or Dirk would be perfect to write that piece... ;P

 

[The Dude]

Turrible.

 

[Kiyoat Husker]

Turrible.