US Presidents Assigned to "Proper" Schools

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Millard Fillmore. "What's he doing on this list? Was he ever President? That wasn't just a thing they made up just to name schools on television shows after him? Really? He was President, of our country? Why is Dan Hawkins running away from his body with a dagger?" COLORADO

Grover Cleveland. Big, unremarkably remarkable, forceful, and suffered horrendous defeat before reclaiming the title out of sheer will and tenacity. Once wrote: "sensible and responsible women do not want to vote" in Ladies Home Journal, which specifically is the most 1891 Jonathan Chait thing ever. MICHIGAN

William Howard Taft. Any ambition and talent the man had was overshadowed by his very public battles with self-defeating behaviors. OKLAHOMA.

Calvin Coolidge. Kept a low profile and said as little as possible, which allowed him to dodge responsibility for any problems that began during his tenure but did not manifest until after his departure. NEBRASKA..
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Bill Clinton. Massive failures, massive comebacks, more massive failures, and a propensity for getting caught with their pants down in so many ways. Prone to bloat. ARKANSAS

 
Ulysses S. Grant. Spectacularly corrupt, wildly popular, prone to drinking, and known mostly for being good at something else entirely. KENTUCKY
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Ha ha! These are awesome! +1
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Ronald Reagan. Old. Old school. Kindly. Occasional dry humor. Unpretentious. Focused on the process to win the elusive championship (defeat the evil empire).

NEBRASKA

 
George H.W. Bush. Turned a relatively minor political family into a dynasty only to watch some idiot who'd been stashed in Texas turn it into a disgraceful joke. FLORIDA
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As one poster after the article states Taft should have been Kansas - with likeness to 2 of their recent coaches:

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Sargon said:
Ronald Reagan. Old. Old school. Kindly. Occasional dry humor. Unpretentious. Focused on the process to win the elusive championship (defeat the evil empire).

NEBRASKA
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good one - unfortunately, the article didn't see it that way. I don't get the Coolidge reference to NU. Unless they are referring to once Tom left, all hell broke out - we were no longer championship caliber?? If that is the case, unfair slam on Tom.

 
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