Cutest baby seal you ever clubbed

[hskrdedhed]

It was 1998 in Greenland when the cutest little baby harp seal looked up at me with those big puppy dog eyes. I hit him twice over the head as it screamed and died in front of me. I got 120 bucks for that pelt. One of my most manly hunting trips. Yours?

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

WTF thanks for the descriptive detail!!!!!

 

[Nicole]

not gonna lie....but that's awful. i wouldn't do that for all the money in the world.

 

[hskrdedhed]

not gonna lie....but that's awful. i wouldn't do that for all the money in the world.

It was a joke. I would never actually do that.

 

[Touchdown Tommie]

not gonna lie....but that's awful. i wouldn't do that for all the money in the world.

It was a joke. I would never actually do that.

I was gonna say that is one of the sickest things I have ever read!!!

 

[tattooedhusker]

but still, that was wrong on so many levels dude

 

[Blackshirt]

It was 1998 in Greenland when the cutest little baby harp seal looked up at me with those big puppy dog eyes. I hit him twice over the head as it screamed and died in front of me. I got 120 bucks for that pelt. One of my most manly hunting trips. Yours?

I've read this post twice now and L'd out loud both times. sorry but theres something very SNL "deep thoughts" about it that just cracks me shyte up. i know i am teh evil. :hmmph

 

[rawhide]

I've heard you have to put them in a crockpot with mushroom soup to make them tender. :rollin

 

[tattooedhusker]

and use their blubber to make bars of soap...that's called "scent of a seal"

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

This whole thread is f'd up!!!!!! :lol:

 

[huskernumerouno]

Hey I heard that their pelts make great gloves for our recievers and we can donate the soap to sCUm to wash the stinch off of their cheerleaders after their daily romp with ralphie <_<

 

[husker rob]

This whole thread is f'd up!!!!!! :lol:

why?

i think it is funny, maybe we should have clubbed Saddam with an ivory club and sold his skin on ebay

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

This whole thread is f'd up!!!!!! :lol:

why?

i think it is funny, maybe we should have clubbed Saddam with an ivory club and sold his skin on ebay

See that's a good idea!!! :clap

 

[husker rob]

i have a few of them

 

[hskrdedhed]

This one needed to be bumped up. It's that season again! I got a tire iron license for the Greenland baby harp seal clubbing season for early January. Thinking about taking my girlfriend so she can pick the baby seals she likes the most.