"University of Mars"[SIZE=small]
[edit][/SIZE]During a Monday Night Football telecast, a television camera beamed a sideline shot of the 6'5", 265-pound Sistrunk's steaming bald head to the nation. That, along with his lack of a college education resulting in the team program listing Sistrunk's academic background as "U.S. Mars" (short for U.S. Marines), prompted
ABC commentator and ex-NFL player
Alex Karras to suggest that the extraterrestrial-looking Sistrunk's
alma materwas the "University of Mars."
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