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Have "your friend" (air quotes) encourage his wife to take the epidural delivery drugs as soon as they're offered. If she waits too long they won't administer them.

 
NUance said:
Have "your friend" (air quotes) encourage his wife to take the epidural delivery drugs as soon as they're offered. If she waits too long they won't administer them.
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I take mine every morning with breakfast

 
If you are talking about what to do during child birth, I am not much help. Both of my kids were delivered via C-section.

 
1. Be with wife

2. Wait for baby to start coming

3. Take pics and videos of baby coming

4. Post on internet

5. ???

6. Profit

 
Be prepared for the mother to be the craziest you've ever seen her. With my first born, it was bed time lay the baby down to go to sleep, he makes the same noises he's made all day. But, now it's dark and I have to go checkhart on him, now baby is quiet, no, it can't be asleep soundly. Something is wrong I have to go check on him.

 
NUance said:
Have "your friend" (air quotes) encourage his wife to take the epidural delivery drugs as soon as they're offered. If she waits too long they won't administer them.
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Yeah my wife waited for a while and by the time they finally got them in her she was in a world of hurt. Said next time she would just tell them to meet her up there.

 
Mu wife did the ep with our first and her leg was numb for a week after. Really scared her. So the last two she did it 100% natural. Thats one tough mama.

 
ColoradoHusk said:
If you are talking about what to do during child birth, I am not much help. Both of my kids were delivered via C-section.
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Did you watch the surgery? It's surprisingly gory. Enlightening though. I now know how to perform one in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
If it's not a c-section, don't be surprised if it has a cone head. It will go away eventually.

 
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