Between the cornfield

[broganreynik]

Yeah, so there is a bunch of brown, dried-out corn stalks on either side of the field during football season? That would look great!!!!

Let me guess, the Colorado guy would prefer marijuana stalks?

That's a logical leap.

 

[Count 'Bility]

f#*k ethanol. Burn oil. Eat steak.

 

[schriznoeder]

Rather that live corn plants, how about replacing the existing chain link fence with something like this?

 

[Scratchtown]

I say we come out in overalls for warmups

 

[theknife]

As long as we rotate in soy and alfalfa to promote better yields as the years go by.

 

[theknife]

We can shop out the advertising rights to Monsanto or Whole Foods! Get some more income for the team via a bidding war!!!

 

[Bowfin]

So what if the corn turns brown and the ears drop? That's when it turns into money!

Every time someone scores a touchdown, the player can pick an ear and throw it into the stands...just don't shuck it first, so it has some cushioning husk.

I do like that fence of schriznoeder's though...maybe have both the fence and the corn. If Texas can drag that poor excuse of a mangy beef cow out to the game for decades, we can do corn.

 

[commando]

i can picture the guy with the wiener schlinger crouching in the corn like a sniper stalking his prey. the gun barrel pokes out from the stalks and suddenly splatt!!!....someone gets hit by a hot dog.

 

[grandpasknee]

Maybe we can have a center pivot at the 50 yard line too.

That right there made me laugh.

 

[The Dude]

Yeah, so there is a bunch of brown, dried-out corn stalks on either side of the field during football season? That would look great!!!!

Let me guess, the Colorado guy would prefer marijuana stalks?

 

[Redux]

I think Travis Tritt wrote a song about this

 

[C N Red]

Couldnt wait to hear the bitching about not being able to see from lower rows. Hard to see over 6' players let alone rows of corn 7-8+ feet high.

 

[shyndy]

we aren't the nebraska corn, we're the corn huskers, so obviously they should have herby drive onto the field in a combine.

 

[Red Dead Redemption]

Rather that live corn plants, how about replacing the existing chain link fence with something like this?

YESSSS! I could get behind that!

Oh, sorry. I thought you were referring to your avatar. nm.

 

[Scratchtown]

we aren't the nebraska corn, we're the corn huskers, so obviously they should have herby drive onto the field in a combine.

Now there's an idea I would like. Get a international combine and paint it up with some Husker gear. It can be the "Big Red Machine"!!