My Top Ten

[GSG]

Top 10 Least Favorite posters...

10. CMhusker

9. CoachPowerT

8. GBRedneck

7. Redux

1. HuskerLaw84

My top ten douchiest douchers

10- MattyIce

9-MattyIce

8-M

7-a

6-t

5-t

4-y

3-I

2-c

1-e

 

[JJ Husker]

Top Ten Breakfast Cereals10-Fruit Loops

9-Cocoa Puffs

8-French Toast Crunch

7-Frosted Flakes

6-Lucky Charms

5-Cpt. Crunch w/ Berries

4-PB Crunch

3-Cinnamon Toast Crunch

2-Smorz

1-Waffle Crisp

It's FrOOt, you amateur!

AND it should be number 1, not number 10.

It doesn't matter, I'm dropping Froot Loops and replacing it with Fruity Pebbles.

BOOM!

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

 

[Redux]

Top Ten Breakfast Cereals10-Fruit Loops

9-Cocoa Puffs

8-French Toast Crunch

7-Frosted Flakes

6-Lucky Charms

5-Cpt. Crunch w/ Berries

4-PB Crunch

3-Cinnamon Toast Crunch

2-Smorz

1-Waffle Crisp

It's FrOOt, you amateur!

AND it should be number 1, not number 10.

It doesn't matter, I'm dropping Froot Loops and replacing it with Fruity Pebbles.

BOOM!

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

Fruity Pebbles > Froot Loops

Sorry not sorry

 

[JJ Husker]

My top ten Holidays;

1 Thanksgiving
2 Easter
3 Halloween
4 St Patricks Day
5 Festivus
6 New Years Day
7 Superbowl Sunday
8 Opening weekend of college football
9 Ground Hog Day
10 Arbor Day Any of the other 364 days that aren't Arbor Day (just for redux)

 

[Redux]

Way to leave out Arbor Day, you commie.

 

[Red Dead Redemption]

Top Ten Breakfast Cereals10-Fruit Loops

9-Cocoa Puffs

8-French Toast Crunch

7-Frosted Flakes

6-Lucky Charms

5-Cpt. Crunch w/ Berries

4-PB Crunch

3-Cinnamon Toast Crunch

2-Smorz

1-Waffle Crisp

It's FrOOt, you amateur!

AND it should be number 1, not number 10.

It doesn't matter, I'm dropping Froot Loops and replacing it with Fruity Pebbles.
BOOM!

It's spelled "KA-BOOM"

 

[knapplc]

My top ten dwarves:

1. Balin

2. Gimli

3a. Fili (tie)

3b. Kili (tie)

5. Thorin Oakenshield

6. Bofur

7. Dwalin

8. Durin

9. Dain II

10. Nori

 

[RedDenver]

My top ten dwarves:

1. Balin

2. Gimli

3a. Fili (tie)

3b. Kili (tie)

5. Thorin Oakenshield

6. Bofur

7. Dwalin

8. Durin

9. Dain II

10. Nori

How dare you leave out Grumpy and Tyrion Lannister!!!

 

[NUance]

My top ten dwarves:

1. Balin

2. Gimli

3a. Fili (tie)

3b. Kili (tie)

5. Thorin Oakenshield

6. Bofur

7. Dwalin

8. Durin

9. Dain II

10. Nori

How dare you leave out Grumpy and Tyrion Lannister!!!

Oh come on. How could any top ten dwarf list not include Tyrion?? Maybe Knapp is pissed at Tyrion because he has started the joke three times now about taking a jacka$$ and honeycomb into a brothel. But he has yet to finish the joke.

 

[knapplc]

I have never watched GoT, nor have I read the books. I have zero interest in indulging GRRM, an author who seems to take perverse pleasure in screwing with his readers. F that guy.

As for Grumpy, Doc, Sleepy, et al, none of them make my top ten. I prefer Tolkien's interpretation of dwarves. The Naugrim or Khazad, depending on your language of preference.

 

[GSG]

I have never watched GoT, nor have I read the books. I have zero interest in indulging GRRM, an author who seems to take perverse pleasure in screwing with his readers. F that guy.

 

[knapplc]

That gif couldn't possible exemplify any better what GRRM feels toward his readers. The guy's a d!(k. He'll never get a dime of my money.

 

[Saunders]

My top ten dwarves:

1. Balin

2. Gimli

3a. Fili (tie)

3b. Kili (tie)

5. Thorin Oakenshield

6. Bofur

7. Dwalin

8. Durin

9. Dain II

10. Nori

Balin got his a$$ beat in Moria. Also, where the f#*k is Gloin?

 

[Redux]

 

[knapplc]

My top ten dwarves:

1. Balin

2. Gimli

3a. Fili (tie)

3b. Kili (tie)

5. Thorin Oakenshield

6. Bofur

7. Dwalin

8. Durin

9. Dain II

10. Nori

Balin got his a$$ beat in Moria. Also, where the f#*k is Gloin?

What did Gloin do aside from walking behind Oin all the way to Erebor and begetting Gimli?

Balin was killed by Durin's Bane, which you can't really fault him for. After the Battle of Azanulbizar the dwarves had pretty good reason to believe Moria was unoccupied, or at worst very lightly held. You can't really fault Balin for not being able to defeat a Balrog, or orcs supported by a Balrog.

Balin's my #1 because he was super cool to Bilbo when the others barely tolerated him. Even after Bilbo pulled that bush-league stunt making Balin look bad by sneaking past him wearing the ring, Balin was decent to him. He was a heck of a guy.

Gimli gets #2 because of his exploits with the Fellowship, and for helping pave the way to Elf/Dwarf reconciliation through his friendship with Legolas. To help patch up a feud that had raged for almost six thousand years (longer?) is a pretty good job.

Fili & Kili were cool, wore my favorite color to Bilbo's party, and fell honorably while defending Thorin "with shield and body, for he was their mother's eldest brother." That's some next-level love. Cool dudes.

Thorin comes in at #5 because he began the Quest of Erebor, and for his bravery at the Battle of Azanulbizar, and would have rated higher as the dwarf who reinstated the line of the King Under the Mountain, but he was greedy and blinded by rage and caused more hardship than necessary in the run-up to the Battle of Five Armies. Had Thorin bent his stiff neck, many men, elves & dwarves would have survived that battle.