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Questions for us all to ponder...

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it considered a success?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he considered homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they need to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

 
If a tree falls on a bear that is $hitting in the woods and nobody is there to see it, does that affect the price of a gallon of gas on the 4th of July?

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Totally unrelated, but...

I graduated from college this past weekend!
Congratulations buddy!!!! I have a little under a year and then I'll have my Bachelor's. First one in my family to get it as well!!! I can't f'ing wait!!!! Yes............my major is underwater basket weaving. Eat me rob!!!! :lol:

 
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