Sunshine pumpers needed

GBRrodney

GBRrodney

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Help, I need some sunshine pumped immediately. I got this horrible feeling that the 07 team does not have enough senior leadership to motivate everyone to work hard this summer. Last year we had Zac, Adam, and Jay to keep everyone in line. We have the LBs, but will they be able to motivate the troops to work hard enough to make it a great season. I just have this bad feeling that the troops will be slacking over the summer and it will be too late by fall. :rollin

I know I worry too much, but somebody start pumping the sunshine so I can sleep this summer!

 
I think McKeon alone will be a better leader than any of those guys from last year... throw in Ruud, Octavien (who has battled to get to where he is), Bowman (who will be overcoming injury), Grixby, and Grenn on defense as Senior leaders and most of those guys are 3 year starters...

On offense there is Keller, Nunn, Hardy, Philips, Mueller, etc...

This team will get it done I really like how things are coming together, outside of RB that kind of scares me, but I have faith in Castille!

 
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Well, if it makes you feel any better...

Sam Keller is the MAN. The Heisman voting committee decided to disband this year because they already decided to award the trophy to him, and the Lions are reporting that they will take him #1 overall, instead of another receiver (this is earth-shattering!). Leadership? Even opposing teams worship Joe Ganz as if he were a god walking amongst men. Marlon Lucky runs a 3.9 40 and Cody Glenn grew a pair of elephant tusks to help plow through defenders. Mo redeems himself, but it hardly matters since he's only one of ten wide receivers to catch over a thousand yards this season. Matt Slauson decides to stop being human, and so turns into a 30-ton Stegosaur.

Defensively, Zack Bowman develops magic healing powers and goes #2 overall in the draft, also to the Lions, because their season was that bad. Corey McKeon develops smiting powers and uses them to keep silly immature teammates in line, and to sack quarterbacks. Courtney Grixby swallowed some skele-grow last week - didn't you hear? - and is now almost 6 feet tall! Meanwhile placekicker Adi Kunalic is seen booting field goals from 90 yards out in practice, and Dan Titchener develops an NFL arm. Also, Bill Callahan starts to read minds, and the Cornhuskers are forecasted to demolish Southern Cal by at least 60 points.

And to top it off (almost forgot!), the Buffaloes decide to demote themselves to play in the local intramural league...where they wind up with a losing season.

:-)

 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

zoog-that was some good sunshine that you were pumping. must have come from alot of moonshine

 
And you couldn't tell they (zoogie) were Lions fans. :lol:

 
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i am sure that there will be good leaders this year. it already sounds like Sam doesnt mind getting into the grill of someone for missing a pass

 
Here is the latest news:

Nebraska has improved so much over the off season that every other college team in the nation has petitioned congress and the president to have the Huskers moved to the NFL. The NFL has vowed to fight such a move and if need be will disband if forced to play the Huskers.

 
Yeah how can't the team be motivated with guys like Octavien and Bowman? If the team slacks or gets lazy, they both will be beating some asses with their crutches!

And Grixby...I'd be motivated by him jumping up to bite my a$$ if I wasn't giving my all.

But possibly the greatest motivator of all is who has taken the most heat. Get lazy around Mo Purify and he'll crack you over the head with his empty bottle of Jack!

(Yes this is all in jest. Don't worry....I don't think there is going to be any lack of motivation or leaders for offense or defense.)

 
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