Juror selection for the Martin Shkreli case was hilarious

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But, also incredibly sad in some ways.

Here's one of my favorites.

Juror no. 59: Your Honor, totally he is guilty and in no way can I let him slide out of anything because —

The Court: Okay. Is that your attitude toward anyone charged with a crime who has not been proven guilty?

Juror no. 59: It’s my attitude toward his entire demeanor, what he has done to people.

The Court: All right. We are going to excuse you, sir.

Juror no. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.
 
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Shkreli is one of those guys I think most people would like to slug right in the face

 
Haha. I didn't know who this guy was so I googled his name. The very first result was a video link with the caption "He looks like a d!(k".  Have fun with that impartial trial of your peers dbag.

 
I think my favorite response was the guy who said the only thing he can be impartial about is what prison he goes to. 

 
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