husker rob
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for
her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought
she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the
point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking
me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said,
"I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a
milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought
she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the
point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking
me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said,
"I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a
milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
