Husker Man Laws

[HuskerNCo]

if you have a dog, his name shall be Herbie!!!

MAN LAW!!

i had a black lab named Husker, and now i have a yellow lab named Herbie. i live in michigan so everyone makes fun.

if someone makes fun of your dogs name be it husker or herbie you may kick them in the nuts 5 times. MAN LAW!!!

If you have boys....You shall name them after famous Husker players....Mine are named......Grant, Trev, and Turner......MAN LAW!!!!!!!!!

i know hes not The greatest Husker ever, but my first born son was born at the end of january and i named him Zac, and he owns almost as much husker gear as i do already.

Very cute baby. I luv babies. And welcome to the board.

 

[I am I]

when you flush your toilet, after dropping a bomb...you must say 'see you in norman'

 

[HuskersNow]

Don't watch ESPN unless the Huskers are on, the ratings only increase their egos. MAN LAW!!

 

[Offspring2099]

My best friend is gonna break the law twice this year.

Bachelor party during ISU game.

Wedding during Mizzou.

:bang

 

[skersOVRsc]

My best friend is gonna break the law twice this year.

Bachelor party during ISU game.

Wedding during Mizzou.

:bang

He wont be doing that in a full body cast.....I say cut his brake lines! JK. :lol:

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

My best friend is gonna break the law twice this year.

Bachelor party during ISU game.

Wedding during Mizzou.

:bang

It's time to find a new best friend!!!!!

 

[AR Husker Fan]

Don't watch ESPN unless the Huskers are on, the ratings only increase their egos. MAN LAW!!

I really like that one...

 

[skersOVRsc]

You must never post a "gun show" picture of yourself in a forum full of mostly men.......MAN LAW.......(and common sense)

 

[Necava Husker]

When hiking in areas infested with poisonous snakes always take a Notre Dame fan along—just in case you get a snake bite on the penis.

MANLAW

 

[skersOVRsc]

When hiking in areas infested with poisonous snakes always take a Notre Dame fan along—just in case you get a snake bite on the penis.

MANLAW

:rollin :rollin :rollin

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

When hiking in areas infested with poisonous snakes always take a Notre Dame fan along—just in case you get a snake bite on the penis.

MANLAW

OMG!!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

When hiking in areas infested with poisonous snakes always take a Notre Dame fan along—just in case you get a snake bite on the penis.

MANLAW

I'm a little skeptical of this one... maybe if it's a girl...

 

[real'97champs]

If you claim yourself to be a Husker fan and are seen wearing at Texas hat (or any other school's hat) you are subject to 10 kicks to the nuts. :nutz

MAN LAW!

But what if I'm an Aggie and a Husker Fan? I don't WANNA get kicked in the boys!

Don't let anyone see you wearing an aggie hat..... :lol:

Plus I shoulda just directed it toward the Texas hat, It seems like everyone effin' has one these days :steam

I had a Texas hat once. I got it from a cousin so i used it to dust my tv so i could see the husker game clearer. Only good use for a texas hat.

 

[skersOVRsc]

If you claim yourself to be a Husker fan and are seen wearing at Texas hat (or any other school's hat) you are subject to 10 kicks to the nuts. :nutz

MAN LAW!

But what if I'm an Aggie and a Husker Fan? I don't WANNA get kicked in the boys!

Don't let anyone see you wearing an aggie hat..... :lol:

Plus I shoulda just directed it toward the Texas hat, It seems like everyone effin' has one these days :steam

I had a Texas hat once. I got it from a cousin so i used it to dust my tv so i could see the husker game clearer. Only good use for a texas hat.

Dont forget re-usable toilet paper!

 

[T_O_Bull]

If you have boys....You shall name them after famous Husker players....Mine are named......Grant, Trev, and Turner......MAN LAW!!!!!!!!!

On June 28, 1982 I named my first born son, CHRISTIAN. God knew Christian Peter would be a Husker. On September 29, 1991 my daughter, my princess was born, I let my wife name her Cara, but I gave her, her middle name Michael, after Mike Rozier.

T_O_B

:bonez :bonez :bonez