So there I was.....

[huskernumerouno]

David Booty, but he said he was saving himself for....

 

[Necava Husker]

...Kirk Herbstreit as payback for when he gave Herbstreit a...

 

[HSKRNOKC]

Scorching case of herpes that appear when

 

[Husker_Power]

Scorching case of herpes that appear when

ever he sweats which is...

 

[husker rob]

Scorching case of herpes that appear when

ever he sweats which is...

all of the time, and now he has passed it on to.......

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

the entire ESPN college football crew, most noticeably Mark May's face, and...

 

[husker rob]

Butter Beans a$$ and it is a coincidence because it was a perfect match

 

[huskernumerouno]

even down to the ......,

 

[Necava Husker]

...same ole crap that comes out of both, and speaking of Mark May did you know that when he was a boy...

 

[HSKRNOKC]

he was dropped on his head. Which would explain

 

[husker rob]

Lou Holtz's lisp, since Mark Mays head was up Lou's a$$ at the time

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

and Lou's finger was up Kirk's a$$...

 

[huskernumerouno]

who was going down on pete carrol and the best team ever while....

 

[HSKRNOKC]

Reggie snorted a line off of petes a$$ this time. reggie was so jacked up he..

 

[Husker_Power]

killed everyone except his secret lover...