....Right here in good ole' Lincoln Nebraska we have the "Kum and Go."
Uh, what was that? "Kum and Go."
I didn't realize the prostitution industry has taken cues from McDonalds in their trade practices, but whatever. Who 'came' up with that one? Can you imagine the marketing board meeting?
Boss: "Ok folks, we gotta come up with a name for our new stores, something original would be great."
Marketing dude: "Uh, Boss? Johnson and I thought that "Kum and Go," would be a great way to show our customers what we're all about."
Boss: "You and Johnson need to be taken out back and shot."
Marketing dude: "Uh, well, uh, you spell Kum with a K?"
Boss: "You and Johnson are geniuses, you get a raise and a corner office."