*** Official Akron Game Thread ***

[HuskerInLostWages]

can a storm move any slower. Go home storm your drunk. 

they keep postponing it, the storm wont be the only one drunk haha.

 

[DrunkOffPunch]

BREAKING: My friend is outside in Lincoln waving the storm to the east. Will update as needed

Tell him to stop waving. The storm might think he’s being called over.

 

[Mierin]

If the game is cancelled, do we still pay the zips? Do the fans get a full refund?

They already came here so I’m guessing so. I was curious about the tickets as well.

 

[GamingGlen]

can a storm move any slower. Go home storm your drunk. 

Call a taxi for it.

 

[Dansker]

Haha, now that you mention it, she might just be bad luck.

And this game delay? You should've taken her destruction of the salsa as a bad omen... Gotta catch those things, lol.

 

[VectorVictor]

they said it on TV during the crappy Baylor game.

Gotcha. Sorry, I'm channel surfing and can't stand to watch Baylor 

 

[HuskerInLostWages]

Gotcha. Sorry, I'm channel surfing and can't stand to watch Baylor 

I just happened to get lucky and switch back right as he said it.

 

[VectorVictor]

I'm pissed, and I don't have anyone to be pissed about. Figured this is appropriate on multiple levels right now:

 

[Dansker]

Damnnt. I cancelled a night of sex for this. Now I’m out both. No game and wife as left for the night. 

That's why I have 10 girlfriends.

 

[obert1]

Movề it to tomorrow like they do nascar.

 

[Mierin]

I just happened to get lucky and switch back right as he said it.

“lucky”

 

[Stumpy1]

That's why I have 10 girlfriends.

And i bet you still couldnt get laid if you crawled up a chickens a$$ and waited 

 

[VectorVictor]

BTW, the UCLA/Cincinnati game on ESPN is tied 17 all midway through the third. Good alternative game.

Movề it to tomorrow like they do nascar.

Only if they let the tailgaters move park their vehicles inside the stadium on the 50 yard line. 

 

[Dansker]

And i bet you still couldnt get laid if you crawled up a chickens a$$ and waited 

"I don't need the ***** anymore either, but I like it." - Jack Nicholson, The Departed

BTW, the UCLA/Cincinnati game on ESPN is tied 17 all midway through the third. Good alternative game.

Watching ND beat up on Meechicken's vaulted defense is better.

 

[HuskerNBigD]

Next week just got a lot more interesting.