Harrison Beck

It's just too bad that Harrison Beck didn't finish his career with Nebraska. Between Callahan's genius coaching ability and Beck's cannon of an arm, Nebraska would have 7 national titles and a back to back Heisman trophy winner. I once saw Beck throw a Nerf Vortex 68 yards with just a flick of the wrist. When Parker Brothers asked him to take over the commercials for John Elway he had to politely decline. Because Beck knew if he threw a vortex as hard as he could he would destroy a satellite orbiting the earth thus endangering wildlife and mankind with the debris. Harrison Beck was not just the most talented athlete known to man, but a humble and thoughtful guy as well. And therefore he should be a role model and inspiration for us all.

 
B.B. Hemingway said:
You were accused of being Harrison Beck!
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If only, my arm is a damp spaghetti noodle compared to the pythons that adonis sports on his Herculean frame.  Hulk Hogan in his prime wept knowing that one day a man bu the name of Harrison would have far larger arms.

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What an idiot ugh!!  Unfortunately i watched the video . Between the stupid hat, the garbage spewing from his mouth, or the completely failed attempt at humor, all i wanted to do was punch him repeatedly, until he stopped talking.  

 
Harrison Beck was the first to obtain all the infinity stones...

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He reminds me of this guy sadly.  

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