hskrdedhed
Special Teams Player
we would be in the top 5 right now!
If Chuck Norris had played for Nebraska during the USC game...
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newenglandhusker
Special Teams Player
EbylHusker
Banned
We'd still have lost. Think of all the personal fouls we'd get as he roundhouse kicked people in the face on every play.
newenglandhusker
Special Teams Player
hskrdedhed
Special Teams Player
He would just look at the refs in that scary look of his and they wouldnt dare throw the flag. NU 52 USC 7. Their 7 was scored when chuck had to leave the stadium in order to bring down the Lincon mafia.
HuskerFan505
Five-Star Recruit
Agreed, Chuck Norris jokes never get old, I especially like this one
"We'd still have lost. Think of all the personal fouls we'd get as he roundhouse kicked people in the face on every play"(EbylHusker)
"We'd still have lost. Think of all the personal fouls we'd get as he roundhouse kicked people in the face on every play"(EbylHusker)
bennychico11
All-Conference
Best thread ever
I See Red People
All-Conference
Chuck Norris would have been stopping the run single-handedly, and he would have been unstoppable on offense because he only hands-off or throws to himself.
mjmartin1970
Special Teams Player
Chuck Norris wouldn't need Nebraska to beat USC - Chuck Norris would destroy USC all by himself.
EbylHusker
Banned
Chuck Norris would have been waiting for USC on the practice field in Omaha. They wouldn't have even made it to Lincoln.
hskrdedhed
Special Teams Player
Chuck win the hiesman this season if he were a Husker.
Husker_x
All-American
Chuck Norris wins the Heisman every season. What we see at the end of each season is a second place trophy given to some loser. Everyone knows this fact, and since Chuck Norris has been winning for so long hardly anybody mentions it.
EbylHusker
Banned
If Chuck Norris was Nebraska's head coach, he'd never lose a game. Why? With the entire team wearing cowboy boots, losing simply wouldn't be an option.
