....A guy goes into an adult book store....

[LAHusker]

A guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter asks: "Male or female?"

Customer says: "Female"

Counter guy asks: "Black or white?"

Customer says: "White"

Counter guy asks: "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says: "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says: "The Muslim one blows itself up."

 

[AR Husker Fan]

A guy BRI goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter asks: "Male or female?"

Customer BRI says: "Female"

Counter guy asks: "Black or white?"

Customer BRI says: "White"

Counter guy asks: "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer BRI says: "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says: "The Muslim one blows itself up."

:rollin

I had to fix it for you, though...

 

[HuskerNCo]

Funny stuff!

AR- you are evil my friend...

:rollin

 

[husker rob]

A guy BRI goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter Drowning asks: "Male or female?"

Customer BRI says: "Female"

Counter guy Drowning asks: "Black or white?"

Customer BRI says: "White"

Counter guy Drowning asks: "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer BRI says: "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy Drowning says: "Nothing, but if it was a black male dressed in a prison outfit, I would have blown it for you."

:rollin

I had to fix it for you, though...

I had to fix it again, geez get it right

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

A guy BRI goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter Drowning asks: "Male or female?"

Customer BRI says: "Female"

Counter guy Drowning asks: "Black or white?"

Customer BRI says: "White"

Counter guy Drowning asks: "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer BRI says: "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy Drowning says: "Nothing, but if it was a black male dressed in a prison outfit, I would have blown it for you."

:rollin

I had to fix it for you, though...

I had to fix it again, geez get it right

Both of you can have a big tall glass of go f#*k yourself!!!!!!! :lol:

 

[AR Husker Fan]

Funny stuff!
AR- you are evil my friend...

:rollin

Strokes fluffy white cat - swivels in leather chair...

 

[rawhide]

and mini me :nutz

I know AR it's a SMERSH thing but many of the board don't know about that group.

 

[AR Husker Fan]

and mini me :nutz

I know AR it's a SMERSH thing but many of the board don't know about that group.

Communists, every one of 'em!

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

A guy BRI goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter Drowning asks: "Male or female?"

Customer BRI says: "Female"

Counter guy Drowning asks: "Black or white?"

Customer BRI says: "White"

Counter guy Drowning asks: "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer BRI says: "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy Drowning says: "Nothing, but if it was a black male dressed in a prison outfit, I would have blown it for you."

:rollin

I had to fix it for you, though...

I had to fix it again, geez get it right

Both of you can have a big tall glass of go f#*k yourself!!!!!!! :lol:

Yeah, what he said! I would never work in an adult store!!!!

Wait, I mean... DAMNIT!