A Ritual Exorcism of Big Red Nation is now a Categorical Impervative

[Jason Sitoke]

I can see some of you people are unserious about this categorical imperative.

Guilty. Although I am not unserious about imperVatives...which is what the thread title promised. 

 

[everybody knows my name]

"Impervative" is my new favorite word.

 

[UniversalMartin]

Can we do the exorcism at a non sellout?

 

[walksalone]

New part of this Ritual Exorcism.

We first throw the three idiot dummies under the bus and then burn them.

 

[walksalone]

The players will appreciate this event and know that we are truly the Greatest Fans in College Football. 

Who’s with me?

Can we do the exorcism at a non sellout?

during a black out?

 

[TGHusker]

We also need to buffalonap Ralphie the Colo Buffalo - that is when it began- that terrible November day in 2001.    Buffalo Burgers anybody?

Oh and while we are at it - bullnap Bevo -  that fumble going across the goal line in 99 against Texassss erased our last real legit National Championship opportunity. 

Hamburger anyone?

 

[Dansker]

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[rolldog]

And everyone participating should wear half-shirt jerseys, right Thurston?

 

[Thurston from Pender]

Rolldog:

Half-shirt jerseys are banned by the NCAA. Who do you think I am? A lawbreaker? 

 

[Thurston from Pender]

If we continue to lose - and especially if we lose to Indiana this week - you people are all going to be aboard my bus. 

 

[rolldog]

Thurston - I thought since the whole exorcism is probably against NCAA rules, we might as well go all the way and wear half-shirts.  Several posters are suggesting we kidnap Ralphie and Bevo and turn them into burgers.  I mean with everything else, do you really think the NCAA will notice the half-shirts?

Note to self - if Ralphie and Bevo are "invited" bring extra BBQ sauce and napkins and dis-invite any vegans!

 

[walksalone]

I think I've found a picture of Thurston...

 

[Jason Sitoke]

If we continue to lose - and especially if we lose to Indiana this week - you people are all going to be aboard my bus. 

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[Thurston from Pender]

Indiana!

Who’s with me now?

 

[308_Husker]

f#&% it. Let's get the dummies