I am going to grab my old Cyclone jersey and helmet...drive to Lincoln on some snowy Saturday afternoon...sneak into Memorial stadium...line up on the 50...throw myself a quick slant then sprint over the goal line and spike the ball yelling "In your face Father Time!" I will then go get a Runza and push random old people down on the sidewalk...and maybe kick a puppy.
You forgot the part where you fumble for absolutely no reason at the 10 and you fall out of bounds. You attempt to recover the ball again at the 1, but Cy gets there first. You go on to fumble 7 more times, losing 5. Cy escapes with a 2 point victory.Grab an old Husker jersey, wait for Cy to show up, intercept his slant pass, run 10 yards, get a cramp, hobble another 5 yards, look back and hope Cy is in as bad a shape as I am, and limp my way and fall across the goal line. Then I will spike the ball (if I get up), and shout "Cyclones still can't beat us!". I will go to Val's for pizza and beer, sharing with Cy.
Grab an old Husker jersey, wait for Cy to show up, intercept his slant pass, run 10 yards, get a cramp, hobble another 5 yards, look back and hope Cy is in as bad a shape as I am, and limp my way and fall across the goal line. Then I will spike the ball (if I get up), and shout "Cyclones still can't beat us!". I will go to Val's for pizza and beer, sharing with Cy.
Drinking beer, smoking cigars, winning money from friends.Hey in the end since our last names don't end wt Woods or Palmer, or Nickleson - it is all about chasing balls and getting some exercise.
that works too :thumbsDrinking beer, smoking cigars, winning money from friends.