Mystery Announcement Thursday

My sources indicate Trev will announce the impending abolishment of the football program. Those close to the AD’s office say Alberts wants to focus on sports which bring pride to the state of Nebraska, namely volleyball and women’s bowling. 

 
I heard it is an announcement of someone who will actually run special teams.  I am told the 4 year old who was running it has to go back to preschool.

 
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Some COVID measures are to be rescinded.  Husker fans will be allowed to cease holding their breath as they await significance in the conference. 

 
Hedley Lamarr said:
Maybe TO will oversee the proceeding of Solich executing lil red at the 50 yard line this saturday during the tunnel walk. 
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Dang. You might be onto something. I figured they would just try to bury TO alive, also at the 50 yard line, to absorb his power and help get Frost over the hump.

 
zeWilbur said:
Dang. You might be onto something. I figured they would just try to bury TO alive, also at the 50 yard line, to absorb his power and help get Frost over the hump.
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If we could get our hands on a succubus we could have her take care of all of this for us. would have to cover the childrens eyes though. 

 
Ulty said:
Maybe Tom Osborne would rather stay home on Saturdays and work on his landscaping than watch the games. His neighbors have been making comments.
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Enjoy the ribbing.  I readily and happily deserve it.  With all the success I am having, perhaps I could supply the flowers for the formal send off next year for this staff.  November is a bit late for mums, so perhaps lilies are in order. 

If memory serves, Coach Osborne is similarly an avid outdoorsman who appreciates hunting and fishing.  In my opinion, a more enjoyable use of time these days.

 
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