Just like so many on here, I was so bothered by the article written by Tom Shatel, that I took the soft copy subscription, and printed it out.
I printed 22 copies of it, in honor of the 22 season.
I then crumbled it up, thew it on the front porch, and lit it on fire.
Still upset, I squeezed some gasoline on it to make sure it would burn big... because I was so mad.
I was so bothered that I pissed on it to put the flames out.
Then, I gathered up the ashes, took it to the fire pit grill, which was already burning hot for a supreme sacrifice, and I dumped the ashes of the article in the fire pit, over the burning coals.
With a wire oven rack on top of the flames, I tossed on a few slices of kobe steak.
I burned the s#!t out of those kobe steaks.... then grabbed a few slices and took them inside... to my aquarium bowl filled with piranha's.... and fed those little nasty fishes with sharp teeth...
And as one was gnawing away at the meat, I stabbed it with a sharp fork, lifted it up out of the water, placed it over a cold dish plate, and stared at it as it bled to death...
I then squeezed all of the piranha fish blood into a super-sized petri dish... and drank the blood... the blood of Tom Shatel's article.....
And yes, indeed, I chased it down with some fresh scrambled eggs and tortillas.
I'm still not happy.
But those were the best tortillas I ever had.
Never mess with HCSF on Big Ten Media Day.