What I was told by waterboy in class

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2 weeks ago I was told that Osborne gave one of the greatest team speeches that he had ever seen prior to the A&M game. He also said that BC always tells the team that the opposing is great but in this practice he said they were not great but were just average. Then we got smoked. This week he told me that the players just don't care at this point! That is right the players don't care if they win or lose. So, I predict a huge blowout this weekend.

 
sorry, this was last week in class!! my mind is crazy right now with midterms and everything! wasnt two weeks ago but was last week. He told me the players dont care this week.

 
Can you blame them...I don't imagine BC has any more wisdom for the players than he does the press. It has to be hard to hear the same sh*t week after week for the players.

I have a feeling it is going to be really bad this week at Texas, unless the defense can come up with one out of their arse to motivate this team. The offense can't do it by themselves...but then they will have to play good football too and limit the turnovers and get some first downs, won't they?

 
well i heard from my cousin over on my wifes side while he was at a restaurant, overhearing a convesation between the hispanic maids of coach osborne from which they heard while wire tapping his phone conversations.

NO ONE HAS FACTS!!!! QUIT SAYING CRAP.

 
CornFedHusker55 said:
well i heard from my cousin over on my wifes side while he was at a restaurant, overhearing a convesation between the hispanic maids of coach osborne from which they heard while wire tapping his phone conversations.

NO ONE HAS FACTS!!!! QUIT SAYING CRAP.
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Chill out bud......... :asshat

 
tab said:
2 weeks ago I was told that Osborne gave one of the greatest team speeches that he had ever seen prior to the A&M game. He also said that BC always tells the team that the opposing is great but in this practice he said they were not great but were just average. Then we got smoked. This week he told me that the players just don't care at this point! That is right the players don't care if they win or lose. So, I predict a huge blowout this weekend.
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Is the waterboy interested in a coaching job? Cant get much worse.

 
but seriously now i believe this waterboy bit less and less with the movie references. cuz adam sandler plays a partially retarded 30 year old as a waterboy.

 
CornFedHusker55 said:
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Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata"! And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!

 
tab said:
2 weeks ago I was told that Osborne gave one of the greatest team speeches that he had ever seen prior to the A&M game. He also said that BC always tells the team that the opposing is great but in this practice he said they were not great but were just average. Then we got smoked. This week he told me that the players just don't care at this point! That is right the players don't care if they win or lose. So, I predict a huge blowout this weekend.
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No offense but being a water boy, just how many different coach speaches has this person heard in his "waterboy career"?

 
Nebraska has a "Waterboy"?

I figured he'd have some sort of significant name like "Rehydration Administrator".

I love all the Waterboy references by the way.

 
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