HuskerKing130
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Iowa State... :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollinFirst of all...quit dissing my Clones. We did you a favor knocking two of their starting defensive linemen out for the game this week for you. Now you're free to pound the run up the middle all day long. Also showed your coaches the most effective way of stopping the Jordy Nelson Offen..uh...I mean the KSU offense. Other than sending you Chizek's game plan (and possibily loaning you Bolt and Koonz to implement it) I don't know what more we can do for you.
Now...if you don't knock it off and start giving some respect to the Clones, we won't humiliate the Buffalos this weekend and you'll have to play them at full strength in two weeks instead of facing a bunch of demoralized cripples like we're handing to you for this Saturday's game.
That being said, I hate for all of our effort against KSU to go to waste so I'm thinking Nebraska should be able to take out KSU by at least 10 points and then clean up on the Buffalos by about the same margin (depending on the state of collapse ISU leaves them in on this Saturday) and finish up with a mediocre 6-6 record and an invitation to the Humanitarian Bowl or IHOP Bowl or some other rinky dink bowl which you should, in graditude, accept only with the stipulation that ISU can go and play in your place while you take advantage of those extra weeks of practice bowl teams get after the regular season so your players will have time to adjust to your new coaching staff