HUSKER 37
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a.. Mark "Bo" Pelini was born 6 weeks premature. He designed a blitz to
help him escape from his mother's uterus early.
b.. Athletic funds ran short at Cardinal Mooney High when Pelini had his
first job as an assistant coach. They couldn't purchase new footballs. So
Pelini killed a wild boar with his bare hands and sewed the hide in to
footballs for the team to use.
c.. Pelini grew up in Youngstown Ohio, at the same time as Bob Stoops.
Pelini once made out with Stoops' girlfriend...and made Stoops watch. It was
so beautiful, Stoops wept.
d.. Despite the quick recruiting work Pelini has to do at Nebraska, he
isn't worried at all about the NCAA's ban on text messaging. He communicates
with players telepathically.
e.. Bo Pelini wasn't offered the Nebraska job. He took it.
Bo Pelini once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the
road. And he sweats Gatorade. Bo can lead a horse to water AND make it
drink.
f.. Under Pelini, NU won't measure excellence with championships. It will
be measured by global domination.
g.. There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Bo's right hand and
Bo's left hand.
h.. When Bo Pelini wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
i.. Bo Pelini uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
They once made a Bo Pelini toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It
wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
j.. Bo Pelini once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
k.. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for
Bo Pelini.
l.. When Bo Pelini does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down.
m.. Bo Pelini is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in
the back of the head.
n.. Bo uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
help him escape from his mother's uterus early.
b.. Athletic funds ran short at Cardinal Mooney High when Pelini had his
first job as an assistant coach. They couldn't purchase new footballs. So
Pelini killed a wild boar with his bare hands and sewed the hide in to
footballs for the team to use.
c.. Pelini grew up in Youngstown Ohio, at the same time as Bob Stoops.
Pelini once made out with Stoops' girlfriend...and made Stoops watch. It was
so beautiful, Stoops wept.
d.. Despite the quick recruiting work Pelini has to do at Nebraska, he
isn't worried at all about the NCAA's ban on text messaging. He communicates
with players telepathically.
e.. Bo Pelini wasn't offered the Nebraska job. He took it.
Bo Pelini once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the
road. And he sweats Gatorade. Bo can lead a horse to water AND make it
drink.
f.. Under Pelini, NU won't measure excellence with championships. It will
be measured by global domination.
g.. There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Bo's right hand and
Bo's left hand.
h.. When Bo Pelini wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
i.. Bo Pelini uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
They once made a Bo Pelini toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It
wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
j.. Bo Pelini once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
k.. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for
Bo Pelini.
l.. When Bo Pelini does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down.
m.. Bo Pelini is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in
the back of the head.
n.. Bo uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
