Since you're gonna have all that empty space up there where Rumorville used to be, it would be a shame to let it go to waste so I'm thinking you should start a new catagory called "Cyclone Corner". I'd be glad to fill it up with entertaining and interesting Cyclone news. For instance:
Football Recruiting News
The Cyclones announced today that they will wait until Signing Day before they begin their concentrated efforts to once again recruit and sign players that we're not actively recruited or thought to be worth signing by other D1 schools...
On other recruiting fronts, Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz is reportedly visiting the Illinois and Michigan state penitentiarys today in an effort to bolster Hawkeye recruiting.
Upcoming Season
The Ames High Little Cyclones are counting on 28 returning lettermen to propel them to a top finish in the High School CIML this year. The Iowa State Cyclones...failing once again in their bid to transfer to the Big 10...will suck to sell-out crowds. They will, however, retain their coveted "Best Value for Under a Buck!" crown.
The ISU Athletic Department announced today that they will be increasing their budget by $17.56 in order to fix the leaky toilet in the weight room. Though this is a major increase in spending by the athletic department compared to the past 100 years, players are still reminded to bring their own weights from home for use during spring practice. Players families are reminded to please attend the "How to Wash My Son's College Football Uniform" seminar on March 15th. Pink jerseys will NOT be acceptable this year.
Veisha Riots will be held on schedule this year after a one-year hiatus. Athletes are requested to please be arrested early so as not to miss the Monday team meeting.
Other Sports
In baseball news, the ISU student body recently realized the school has not had a baseball team in approximately 10 years. A petition will be presented by the student body to turn the former Cyclone baseball field into an on-campus bar.
