Gotta Pee.....

[ohiohusker]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had

gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so

they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she

thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of

panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough

to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a

ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go

home.

The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that

his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung

over, so he phoned the other husband and said:

"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect

the worst...my wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing"

said the other husband,"Mine came back with a card stuck to

her a$$ that

said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you."

 

[HuskerNCo]

Very good!

Needed that laugh! Oh my!

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[BIGREDIOWAN]

That's fantastic!!!! :clap

 

[hskrmama]

:laughpound :clap :laughpound

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

That's just wrong. :rollin

 

[hskrmama]

That's just wrong. :rollin

You've done that haven't you.

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

That was great! :cowbell:

 

[AR Husker Fan]

Hey, ohiohusker - question. You have in the title that the joke reminds you of the good old days. So...what do you mean? Now that you've dropped the hint, you have to tell the stories...

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Hey, ohiohusker - question. You have in the title that the joke reminds you of the good old days. So...what do you mean? Now that you've dropped the hint, you have to tell the stories...

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[T_O_Bull]

:hellloooo :clap :clap :corndance :corndance :corndance :clap :clap :hellloooo

On a gray day a good laugh - Thanks O-Husker

>>>T_O_B

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[ohiohusker]

Hey, ohiohusker - question. You have in the title that the joke reminds you of the good old days. So...what do you mean? Now that you've dropped the hint, you have to tell the stories...

Ohhh........those days were long ago. Drinking age in Iowa was only 18, so...... Every weekend we'd head over from Omaha to a place called "Smiling Faces" and drink and dance until the place closed. Well, ya know sometimes we just couldn't make it all the way home, so had to stop along the way. A parking lot, somebody's yard, etc. It's a wonder we never got caught! [if I squatted nowdays, I'd probably never get up! :lol: ]

OK......everybody else needs to tell their story now!

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Hey, ohiohusker - question. You have in the title that the joke reminds you of the good old days. So...what do you mean? Now that you've dropped the hint, you have to tell the stories...

Ohhh........those days were long ago. Drinking age in Iowa was only 18, so...... Every weekend we'd head over from Omaha to a place called "Smiling Faces" and drink and dance until the place closed. Well, ya know sometimes we just couldn't make it all the way home, so had to stop along the way. A parking lot, somebody's yard, etc. It's a wonder we never got caught! [if I squatted nowdays, I'd probably never get up! :lol: ]

OK......everybody else needs to tell their story now!

I made the Des Moines Register for paintballing people's Christmas decorations and businesses when I was 16 years old. The police were looking for me and my buddies for a while, but had no clue who we were. Now look where I am!!!! :lol:

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I made the Des Moines Register for paintballing people's Christmas decorations and businesses when I was 16 years old. The police were looking for me and my buddies for a while, but had no clue who we were. Now look where I am!!!! :lol:

You're such a badass. I don't have any stories like that... :devil

Back to the peeing thing though, for a second...

Ya know what really pisses the girls off? When they lean against your back bumper while they are squatting and you drive away... and fall into their own puddle.

I've been punched in the face twice for doing that. Hilarious! :laughpound

 

[Dundermifflinite]

I made the Des Moines Register for paintballing people's Christmas decorations and businesses when I was 16 years old. The police were looking for me and my buddies for a while, but had no clue who we were. Now look where I am!!!! :lol:

You're such a badass. I don't have any stories like that... :devil

Back to the peeing thing though, for a second...

Ya know what really pisses the girls off? When they lean against your back bumper while they are squatting and you drive away... and fall into their own puddle.

I've been punched in the face twice for doing that. Hilarious! :laughpound

wow...BRI told me he missed your face and hit you in the throat...wonder which one is lying?

 

[huskernumerouno]

A friend and I were on our way from ft. carson to the farm aid concert in Lincoln. At about 2am we were going through Trenton Ne. and had I to sh#t so we stopped in front of this house.

I went by a tree and as I was finishing my duty, my buddy starts honking the horn and some guy comes out of the house. He was pissed when he seen that I was wiping my a$$ and throwing the paper in his yard and jumped into the truck as we drove away.