You are only as old as...

[T_O_Bull]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,

SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE

WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW

DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE

HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME,

DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH

SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET

CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I

QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY

LINED FACE W AS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD

ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT a$$,

GREY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-B*TCH ASKED:

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?

:rollin :rollin :rollin

 

[ohiohusker]

:clap That is hilarious! I am guilty of that.....always thinking "I HOPE I don't look that old"!

 

[HuskerNCo]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,

SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE

WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW

DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE

HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME,

DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH

SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET

CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I

QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY

LINED FACE W AS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD

ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT a$$,

GREY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-B*TCH ASKED:

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?

:rollin :rollin :rollin

This is why you DO NOT GO TO REUNIONS. EVER.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,

SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE

WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW

DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE

HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME,

DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH

SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET

CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I

QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY

LINED FACE W AS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD

ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT a$$,

GREY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-B*TCH ASKED:

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?

:rollin :rollin :rollin

This is why you DO NOT GO TO REUNIONS. EVER.

Oh, no I'm definately going to go to all of my reunions just so I can see all those pre-madonna little hags who thought they were hot stuff. That way I can make fun of them because their a$$es are sagging and they have three kids from different dads. :thumbs

 

[T_O_Bull]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,

SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE

WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW

DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE

HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME,

DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH

SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET

CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I

QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY

LINED FACE W AS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD

ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT a$$,

GREY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-B*TCH ASKED:

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?

:rollin :rollin :rollin

This is why you DO NOT GO TO REUNIONS. EVER.

Oh, no I'm definately going to go to all of my reunions just so I can see all those pre-madonna little hags who thought they were hot stuff. That way I can make fun of them because their a$$es are sagging and they have three kids from different dads. :thumbs

I went to 2 of mine and your speculations are dead on true BRI. After the 30ieth I said no more. >>>T_O_B