ohiohusker
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer
says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control
at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't
be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise
control'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your
mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful
your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal
radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says
through
clenched teeth, 'Dang it all woman. Can't you keep your
mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says , 'And I notice that you're
not wearing your seatbelt, sir. That's an automatic $75
fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on
, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could
get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you
didn't have your seatbelt on. You never wear yourseat belt
when you're driving.'
And as the poli ce officer is writing out the third ticket
the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU
PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your
husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
I love this part....
'Only when he's been drinking.'
says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control
at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't
be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise
control'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your
mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful
your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal
radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says
through
clenched teeth, 'Dang it all woman. Can't you keep your
mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says , 'And I notice that you're
not wearing your seatbelt, sir. That's an automatic $75
fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on
, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could
get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you
didn't have your seatbelt on. You never wear yourseat belt
when you're driving.'
And as the poli ce officer is writing out the third ticket
the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU
PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your
husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
I love this part....
'Only when he's been drinking.'
