Husker Man Laws - 2008 Edition

Cy the Cyclone said:
Bah...doing em during the game is no violation of Husker Man Laws. Just make sure you're both facing the TV when you're doing it. I also suggest shoving her face into the pillow to help deaden the noise so you can hear the commentary.

Geez...do I have to come over to your house and show you how it's done?
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Posting pictures might help :clap

 
HUSKER 37 said:
Cy the Cyclone said:
Bah...doing em during the game is no violation of Husker Man Laws. Just make sure you're both facing the TV when you're doing it. I also suggest shoving her face into the pillow to help deaden the noise so you can hear the commentary.

Geez...do I have to come over to your house and show you how it's done?
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Posting pictures might help :clap
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:yeah Especially the fat chicks!! :laughpound

 
HuskerTrucker said:
HUSKER 37 said:
Cy the Cyclone said:
Bah...doing em during the game is no violation of Husker Man Laws. Just make sure you're both facing the TV when you're doing it. I also suggest shoving her face into the pillow to help deaden the noise so you can hear the commentary.

Geez...do I have to come over to your house and show you how it's done?
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Posting pictures might help :clap
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:yeah Especially the fat chicks!! :laughpound
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Sorry...too many pixels to fit

At least that's what SHE said :koolaid2:

 
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
Eric the Red said:
huskerstag said:
real said:
Don't charge your FRIENDS to come over and watch the pay-per-view games. Man Law.
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If watching the PPV game at your friend's house, bring beer, or bring hot chicks over after the game has ended.
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Screw the hot chicks, they just get in the way of the game......now afterward, a little victory celebration?!?!?
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Exactly.

Ever tried watching a game with more than 2 or 3 chicks getting drunk in the same room?

Keep 'em locked in the basement for afterwards.
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Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

 
Cy the Cyclone said:
Bah...doing em during the game is no violation of Husker Man Laws. Just make sure you're both facing the TV when you're doing it. I also suggest shoving her face into the pillow to help deaden the noise so you can hear the commentary.

Geez...do I have to come over to your house and show you how it's done?
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Or if you have a DVR, hit the pause button then "hit it and quit it"

 
HSKRNOKC said:
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
Eric the Red said:
huskerstag said:
real said:
Don't charge your FRIENDS to come over and watch the pay-per-view games. Man Law.
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If watching the PPV game at your friend's house, bring beer, or bring hot chicks over after the game has ended.
Click to expand...

Screw the hot chicks, they just get in the way of the game......now afterward, a little victory celebration?!?!?
Click to expand...
Exactly.

Ever tried watching a game with more than 2 or 3 chicks getting drunk in the same room?

Keep 'em locked in the basement for afterwards.
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Two words. Duct tape. :)
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or, in the words of my late grandfather, "bubble gum and bailin' wire"

 
Cy the Cyclone said:
Bah...doing em during the game is no violation of Husker Man Laws. Just make sure you're both facing the TV when you're doing it. I also suggest shoving her face into the pillow to help deaden the noise so you can hear the commentary.

Geez...do I have to come over to your house and show you how it's done?
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You get extra man points if you are at the bar when this occurs, and you are elevated to KING status if you are at the game and you conquer it.

 
huskernumerouno said:
Cy the Cyclone said:
Bah...doing em during the game is no violation of Husker Man Laws. Just make sure you're both facing the TV when you're doing it. I also suggest shoving her face into the pillow to help deaden the noise so you can hear the commentary.

Geez...do I have to come over to your house and show you how it's done?
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You get extra man points if you are at the bar when this occurs, and you are elevated to KING status if you are at the game and you conquer it.
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You become god if you don't get arrested while doing either...

 
sarge87 said:
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
Eric the Red said:
huskerstag said:
real said:
Don't charge your FRIENDS to come over and watch the pay-per-view games. Man Law.
Click to expand...

If watching the PPV game at your friend's house, bring beer, or bring hot chicks over after the game has ended.
Click to expand...

Screw the hot chicks, they just get in the way of the game......now afterward, a little victory celebration?!?!?
Click to expand...
Exactly.

Ever tried watching a game with more than 2 or 3 chicks getting drunk in the same room?

Keep 'em locked in the basement for afterwards.
Click to expand...
Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
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knowledge of the game is a must, but the ability to drink as much as everyone else can be substituted with the ability to cook and serve delicious food.

 
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