First thing I wake up in my big red sheets to my alarm playing hail varsity. Then I kneel on the foot of the bed and say the husker prayer. After that I brush my teeth with red cinnamon tooth paste with a tooth brush made out of a real chunk of the old astro turf of memorial stadium. I put on all of my authentic husker gear and immediately pop in a piece of big red gum. Then I go to the kitchen and make a big pitcher of kool-aid and drink it out of a real helmet worn back in the 'game of the century'. After that it's on to the jumbotron I had installed in my basement. It's hooked up directly to the stadium and shows whatever the jumbotron is showing. I then listen to the pregame on T.O.'s old green headset he wore on the sidelines. Right before game time I headbut all animals and people around to get fired up. I watch the game eating a runza in the first half, and some vals in the second half. Unless we are losing then I eat only runza.