The BIGREDIOWAN Quote of the Week! Episode #2

Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red

Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red

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Hey all you BIGREDIOWAN fans, and welcome back to another episode of The BIGREDIOWAN Quote of the Week!!!

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I'm your host, Drowning in the Sea of Red!

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Thank you, thank you all very much. I'm very happy to be back.

For you new viewers out there let me catch you up on what this is all about...

This is a weekly topic done in celebration of arguably the most dedicated poster of any Husker message board around! BIGREDIOWAN!!!

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As we take a look back some of his greatest posts, ever! To see what kind of words of wisdom (or not) he can give us.

And now, without further ado, submitted for your approval (not really, I run this show! hahahahaha!) The BIGREDIOWAN Quote of the Week!!!

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The date: July 22, 2006... The Thread: Last to post wins...

BIGREDIOWAN said:
I'm typing all my messages with one arm because I just had surgery on my left shoulder on Thursday and this takes forever!!! :steam
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As you can see by clicking on the link below, it has nothing to do with anything being talked about...

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Typing with one arm because of "shoulder surgery"? Likely excuse, my friend. Whatever helps you sleep at night. At least you're with someone you love!

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That will be all for us here on The BIGREDIOWAN Quote of the Week!

Remember, if you're bored and find yourself rummaging through BIGREDIOWAN's post history and you run across a gem like this, or if you see something he recently posted that you think is worthy of being The BRIQOTW, send your nominations to me, Drowning in the Sea of Red.

And if you missed last week's episode, check it out here: The BIGREDIOWAN Quote of the Week, Episode #1

We'll see ya next week!! :cop:

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You wanna see the big a$$ scar I have on my left shoulder......................I didn't think so. Actually I had my hand up Drowning's mom's skirt so I was kinda busy. I'm the ultimate multi-tasker. :clap

 
huskeraddict said:
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
You wanna see the big a$$ scar I have on my left shoulder......................I didn't think so. Actually I had my hand up Drowning's mom's skirt so I was kinda busy. I'm the ultimate multi-tasker. :clap
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SURPRISE!

My mom is my dad!
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SURPRISE!

Time to start The Drowning Quote of the Week!
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I don't think I could handle reliving all the stupid sh#t I've said on this board.

Also, Thank you very much, Dan.

 
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BIGREDIOWAN said:
You wanna see the big a$$ scar I have on my left shoulder......................I didn't think so. Actually I had my hand up Drowning's mom's skirt so I was kinda busy. I'm the ultimate multi-tasker. :clap
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Big ASSS scar?

Why'd you go to a proctologist for shoulder surgery?

 
HUSKER 37 said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
You wanna see the big a$$ scar I have on my left shoulder......................I didn't think so. Actually I had my hand up Drowning's mom's skirt so I was kinda busy. I'm the ultimate multi-tasker. :clap
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Big ASSS scar?

Why'd you go to a proctologist for shoulder surgery?
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Oh...

NOW I get it.

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