I Will "Restore The Order" All By Myself!!!

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y'know what? i LIKE lil red.

he's a freak. people see him and they're all like, "WTH is that thing?!" and then they're like "OMG IT SEES ME AND IS COMING MY WAY!!!"

he's the NCAA version of the burger king: he's supposed to be this benign mascot, but in actuality he's anything BUT friendly. kinda like pennywise the clown from 'IT'.

which is actually pretty damned frightening when you think about it. lil red isn't a mere mascot, he's the avatar for an extra-dimensional soul-consuming monster; a being so terrible, that if you actually saw its true physical form you'd be driven insane like some character from a lovecraftian novel.

now THAT'S a college mascot.

 
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wow that was an awesome read, seriously I mostly get bored and stop reading long articles but this was absolutely priceless! and I agree brign back HERBIE!!

 
2 'Hack' post no. 17: FRIGGIN KEWL POST, YO!

Now I luvs L'il Red even more!

Hows about that deleted scene from Brokeback Mtn: '...I just cain't quit you L'il Red...!'

Keep those LR action shots comin'. As 4 me, I 'BACK' L'il Red 'all the way!'

Ha ha, c what I did there? :nanalama

 
Me thinks it's high time 4 a L'il Red action photo contest and/or look alike thread.

Hmmm? :yeah

 
zE bOp said:
2 'Hack' post no. 17: FRIGGIN KEWL POST, YO!

Now I luvs L'il Red even more!

Hows about that deleted scene from Brokeback Mtn: '...I just cain't quit you L'il Red...!'

Keep those LR action shots comin'. As 4 me, I 'BACK' L'il Red 'all the way!'

Ha ha, c what I did there? :nanalama
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... you're stoned again, aren't you?

 
huzkerbob said:
Ok, Lil Red ain't great. But the WORST mascot has to be the Stanford pine tree/swamp thing abomination those Calli stoner kids came up with. What the hell is that thing anyway?

And Cy. I'll trade you lil red for that ridiculous tornado bird your boys are using! Please explain to me how a red chicken suit instills the devastation and raw power of a mid west twister? :huh:
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Ain't great?!? THAT'S an understatement. Take another look at the face of Husker Football if something isn't done...take a good, loooong look

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He's on his freakin' head for God's sake! Your mascot has been knocked onto his ******* head...at FOLSOM FIELD!!!! What happened....Chip run him over or something?

Lil Red is going DOWN!

 
kansas husker said:
Cy,

we have got to get you a writting job I laughed my a$$ off at this as I do at most of your posts. Great stuff
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I agree, I have yet to read a CY post that didn't have me laughing my a$$ off. Maybe someone will start a "CY quote of the week" like Drowning did with BRI.

 
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