Top Ten WTH? US Sex Laws

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Top Ten WTH? US Sex Laws

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

 
You know they don't enforce #5.
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There are no toll booths in Harrisburg..............Where the F did this come from?
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Harrisburg, PA

Never been there, but I had in-laws there that complained about toll booths the few times we talked...Maybe they meant Harrisburg County?

I 1st saw these in a college times newspaper (Local college rag at ASU and the surrounding CC's).

Some of these sound preposterous, but maybe (hopefully) they were put on the books for free publicity purposes only.

 
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Interesting Sexual Facts about both Animals and Humans

Men

A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime

Men are six times more likely than women to peruse sexually explicit material on the Internet

The smallest erect penis on record was just 1cm long

Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm

According to recent surveys, the man is the most likely partner to be tied up during sex

Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis

Studies have shown that men become sexually aroused nearly every time they dream.

Studies show that, for some unknown reason, the higher the level of education, the more men tend to have wet dreams.

The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester.

At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent.

A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused.

The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.

56% of men have had sex at work.

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200; Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000.

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches; Average length when erect: 5.1.

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% (the other 39% lied).

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%.

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 minutes to 2 weeks.

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11.

Average # of erections during the night: 9.

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.

Women

About one per cent of women can orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.

Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts. (Amazing what one learns in college).

Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.

According to Penthouse magazine, more women complain about infrequent sex than men do. Forty percent of women have said they had an orgasm while dreaming about sex. That number is 80% for men.

The frequency with which a woman has orgasms during her sleep actually increases as she ages during her childbearing years.

According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men

It's been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

Sperm

Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.

Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit. At that temperature, it could be kept indefinitely.

There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen.

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour; Time it takes the sperm to travel the distance: 2.5 seconds.

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

It takes a sperm one hour to swim 7 inches.

Man VS Animal

Half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal, according to research.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

The black widow spider eats her mate during or after sex.

Around the World

In Medieval France, cheating wives were made to chase a chicken through town NAKED

Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.

Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door, by women.

Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”.

While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn't work.

When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.

 
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BIGREDIOWAN said:
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
Is #8 a real problem in Florida?
I was thinking the same thing! :lol: WTH is up with shooting a gun off while your partner is having an orgasm? :dumdum
C'mom BRI you can't tell us you haven't wanted to yell "Whoopee," shoot your gun in the air and give her a slap on the a$$ when she comes.

T_O_B

:clap :cop: :clap

 
BIGREDIOWAN said:
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
Is #8 a real problem in Florida?
I was thinking the same thing! :lol: WTH is up with shooting a gun off while your partner is having an orgasm? :dumdum
C'mom BRI you can't tell us you haven't wanted to yell "Whoopee," shoot your gun in the air and give her a slap on the a$$ when she comes.

T_O_B

:clap :cop: :clap
My wife would probably punch me and then shoot back............... :dumdum

 
BIGREDIOWAN said:
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
Is #8 a real problem in Florida?
I was thinking the same thing! :lol: WTH is up with shooting a gun off while your partner is having an orgasm? :dumdum
C'mom BRI you can't tell us you haven't wanted to yell "Whoopee," shoot your gun in the air and give her a slap on the a$$ when she comes.

T_O_B

:clap :cop: :clap
:laughpound

 
BIGREDIOWAN said:
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
Is #8 a real problem in Florida?
I was thinking the same thing! :lol: WTH is up with shooting a gun off while your partner is having an orgasm? :dumdum
C'mom BRI you can't tell us you haven't wanted to yell "Whoopee," shoot your gun in the air and give her a slap on the a$$ when she comes.

T_O_B

:clap :cop: :clap
:laughpound
Wait a minute...

What exactly do they mean in that old song?

.."She'll be cumming 'round the Mountain when she Comes?"

....something ..something.."Big white horses when she comes".

Yikes!

..Do they know kids sing this in school?

Sounds like a mighty big girl <_<

 
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