Cy the Cyclone
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All Things Cyclone Newsletter
Yesterday Cy was walking across the parking lot on his way in to work and he slipped on the ice and fell...hard…to the frozen concrete. Cy was on his way back into the building after running out to the post office as a favor for the hot receptionist who wanted him to purchase “Christmasy” stamps for her. Ironically, Cy was discovered rolling around in the snow, in great pain, with one hand covering his testicles (which he had smashed into the ground) and the other hand clutching two books of “Nutcracker” Christmas stamps…
Recruiting Update
Cy Williams – 6’ 6”, 300 lb DT out of Clarinda….Only ISU and Iowa have gone after this recruit so far. If he’s from the actual Clarinda High School, He better end up in Ames or I’ll fire Chizek myself…what guy named CY wouldn’t want to play for the CY clones??? If he’s from Clarinda Academy though…that’s another story. Ferentz, over at Iowa, usually picks those guys up at their doorstep right after the parole hearing…
Jack Trice Stadium Remodel Project Update
ISU is preparing for the interstate rivalry game in 2009 with Iowa by adding handicapped rails and padded toilet seats to all the toilet stalls in order to make it more comfortable for drunken Iowa fans to bang each other in the public restrooms. Mood lighting and Barry White music will be available for an added fee…
Athletic Department Announcement
Applications are now available on-line at the ISU Athletic Department web site for the Offensive and Defensive Coordinator positions with the Cyclone football team…no experience necessary…
Who’s On Cy’s List
Clemson – For insulting ISU…15 yard penalty and No Chitlens For You!
North Dakota State – For insulting ISU – 15 yard penalty and banished to North Dakota
2005 2006 2007 2008 Football Wrap-Up
No Bowl Game this year Cyclone fans….but we’re expecting big strides from our team next year so be sure to purchase those amazingly over-priced season tickets early!
Yesterday Cy was walking across the parking lot on his way in to work and he slipped on the ice and fell...hard…to the frozen concrete. Cy was on his way back into the building after running out to the post office as a favor for the hot receptionist who wanted him to purchase “Christmasy” stamps for her. Ironically, Cy was discovered rolling around in the snow, in great pain, with one hand covering his testicles (which he had smashed into the ground) and the other hand clutching two books of “Nutcracker” Christmas stamps…
Recruiting Update
Cy Williams – 6’ 6”, 300 lb DT out of Clarinda….Only ISU and Iowa have gone after this recruit so far. If he’s from the actual Clarinda High School, He better end up in Ames or I’ll fire Chizek myself…what guy named CY wouldn’t want to play for the CY clones??? If he’s from Clarinda Academy though…that’s another story. Ferentz, over at Iowa, usually picks those guys up at their doorstep right after the parole hearing…
Jack Trice Stadium Remodel Project Update
ISU is preparing for the interstate rivalry game in 2009 with Iowa by adding handicapped rails and padded toilet seats to all the toilet stalls in order to make it more comfortable for drunken Iowa fans to bang each other in the public restrooms. Mood lighting and Barry White music will be available for an added fee…
Athletic Department Announcement
Applications are now available on-line at the ISU Athletic Department web site for the Offensive and Defensive Coordinator positions with the Cyclone football team…no experience necessary…
Who’s On Cy’s List
Clemson – For insulting ISU…15 yard penalty and No Chitlens For You!
North Dakota State – For insulting ISU – 15 yard penalty and banished to North Dakota
2005 2006 2007 2008 Football Wrap-Up
No Bowl Game this year Cyclone fans….but we’re expecting big strides from our team next year so be sure to purchase those amazingly over-priced season tickets early!
