So...
Where do I start the thread about former Husker Broderick Thomas' recipe for "Sandman" BBQ ribs that he's trying to sell and probably start a chain of restaurants but our coaches will have to pretend to like just so they get a shot at recruiting his blue-chip son that really wants to play Women's Volleyball and he's going out with a Swimsuit model who's shown prominently in our Daily Skin, but her first name is a naughty Latvian word that means the same thing as four wheeling in the great outdoors, but can only be displayed behind the woodshed..Did I mention, His Son is an A/V nut that does his own graphics and recruiting tapes for all his friends?