I like Mack....Mack gave his cookie once when I accidently dropped mine into the whirlpool...well...it wasn't entirely an accident. It fell into the whirlpool while Dwayne Crutchfield was in the process of trying to drown me by holding my head under water because I wouldn't give him my cookie....Dwayne liked cookies.
Anyway, this entire article has to be total crap since CPR (that would be Coach Paul Rhoads...but I think we'll be getting a lot of play out of the initials) isn't ranked at the total bottom of the heap where ESPN thinks he deserves to be... <_<