Well...I'm coaching youth football...

So...

The offensive coach wasn't there last night. Needless to say, the kids don't like me as much anymore.

For an hour, I took the offensive line, taught them how to block, differentiating run block vs pass block (which the offensive coach didn't take the time to teach), and how to fire off low. I'm starting them off in 4-point stances, to make them come off low, and no standing up straight out of their stances. We did it over, and over, and over. They were getting fed up with me, and I knew it. When they jumped offsides, they ran a lap. All of them, the whole offense. When one came out of his stance and was high, they ran a lap, all of them, the whole offense.

We haven't had a game since the 25-0 beatdown last Monday, but play again tomorrow. BTW, the coach thought it'd be a good idea to give them the rest of the week off last week instead of practicing. :dunno

We'll see Saturday if they retain anything. I'm not against making them run after the game either.

 
Soooo...we lost 18-0...

The o-line opened some holes and showed signs of life for once, we just couldn't get it in.

In better news...killer cacti has taken over the offense!

 
Soooo...we lost 18-0...

The o-line opened some holes and showed signs of life for once, we just couldn't get it in.

In better news...killer cacti has taken over the offense!
What happened to the mor...I mean HC?
He said since he's the VP of the youth program (I know, crazy), he's not going to be able to coach next year, so he's going to slowly back out and let me and the defensive guy take over...

 
Soooo...we lost 18-0...

The o-line opened some holes and showed signs of life for once, we just couldn't get it in.

In better news...killer cacti has taken over the offense!
What happened to the mor...I mean HC?
He said since he's the VP of the youth program (I know, crazy), he's not going to be able to coach next year, so he's going to slowly back out and let me and the defensive guy take over...
Good stuff killer!

 
Soooo...we lost 18-0...

The o-line opened some holes and showed signs of life for once, we just couldn't get it in.

In better news...killer cacti has taken over the offense!
What happened to the mor...I mean HC?
He said since he's the VP of the youth program (I know, crazy), he's not going to be able to coach next year, so he's going to slowly back out and let me and the defensive guy take over...
Good stuff killer!
Well yeah, but I kinda wish he'd back out quickly.

 
We had a scrimmage last Thursday...

Still lost...

But...

wait for it...

wait for it...

wait for it...

wait for it...

wait for it...

wait for it...

NOW!

We scored our first TD of the year. With Killer Cacti at the helm no less.

 
Just messing with you, cactus. I coach volleyball and I know how satisfying it is to see the kids accomplish something you've been trying to teach. Good job.

 
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