huKSer
All-American
This is just a clever ploy by Texas to get more money from the left over north teams
Texas: "Me and my posse are blowing this loser conference"
KU, KSU, ISU, MU: "No, no. Don't leave us, please don't leave us. We will do anything"
Texas: "Well, I don't know. Maybe I might be nice and stay IF I get say, maybe 75% of each of your conference earnings"
KU, KSU, ISU, MU: "Oh, yes, yes anything you say"
Texas: "And to show you how nice I am, we will get a conference TV network"
KU, KSU, ISU, MU: "You mean it?"
Texas: "Yes, but it will be called Bevo TV, and I will get 100% of the profits. Fine with that?"
KU, KSU, ISU, MU: "Um, sure, we guess so"
Texas: "And one more thing. KU, about your ownership of all those basketball national titles . . . "
Texas: "Me and my posse are blowing this loser conference"
KU, KSU, ISU, MU: "No, no. Don't leave us, please don't leave us. We will do anything"
Texas: "Well, I don't know. Maybe I might be nice and stay IF I get say, maybe 75% of each of your conference earnings"
KU, KSU, ISU, MU: "Oh, yes, yes anything you say"
Texas: "And to show you how nice I am, we will get a conference TV network"
KU, KSU, ISU, MU: "You mean it?"
Texas: "Yes, but it will be called Bevo TV, and I will get 100% of the profits. Fine with that?"
KU, KSU, ISU, MU: "Um, sure, we guess so"
Texas: "And one more thing. KU, about your ownership of all those basketball national titles . . . "