you know its one thing to hate on someone because their the top dog kind of thing.. but with texas why stop at one reason.... they make it pretty easy
aside from their chicks i see no reason why they should even be in the union.....
kick em out and kill em all
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some crappy list i found....
. People in Texas are stuck on themselves - Seriously - to hear Texans tell it, Texas is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Ad execs have been pandering to this for years with "Lone Star edition" trucks, "Big Tex" hamburgers, and even "Texas-sized savings" at your local grocery store. Enough already.
2. People in Texas are fat - 4 out of the 10 fattest cities in America are in Texas. Why? Probably because they "Texas-size" all the food portions. And with great barbecue, chicken-fried steaks, and Tex-Mex, that's not something that's likely to change. Ever heard of jogging, anyone?
3. Jerry Jones - The George Steinbrenner of the NFL. I love the 'boys, but I can understand how the rest of the NFL nation loathes this guy. And what's with the face-lift? Scary.
4. Nobody in Texas can drive - While Texans are generally more courteous drivers (except you, Houston), they are absolutely clueless when it comes to driving in rain or snow. There are more 5 mph wrecks when it snows than you can possibly imagine. One inch of snow? Cancel school and work, 'cause nobody's going anywhere. And has anyone ever heard of public transportation?
5. Dallas - Let's see, what to do in Dallas? There's the grassy knoll, and...nothing. Dallas is an absolutely awful city. Yet tons of tourists flock there every year to eat, shop, eat, and then eat some more.
6. Houston - NASA, Rice University and crappy sports. The world's largest sauna is also proud to be one of the world's largest parking lots. Never drive in Houston. Ever.
7. It's very close to Oklahoma - 'nuff said.
8. Political/business corruption - From Ma and Pa Ferguson to Enron, Texas has always been home to backroom deals and dirty politics.
9. High school football -
10. Pat Green - I love to play the "how-many-times-is-he-gonna-say-'Texas'-in-this-song?" game (the same game can be played with 'beer'). This guy's a putz. We get it all ready, retard: you loooooooove Texas. Too bad you don't loooooooove writing decent songs (this goes for every other baseball-cap-wearin', name-dropping, 'Texas country' 'tard out there, too).
Our defense is terrible!!!! We couldn't intercept a beach ball! Anywhoo...good luck the rest of the season, can't wait for next year. Oh, and kick TexASS. Those guys are douchebags with cowboy hats.
