**Official** GSG needs a girlfriend thread

GSG, I think your best bet is to get one of these neckties.

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So GSG its been 13 days, 1 hour, 12 minutes, and someodd seconds sense the start of this thread. Hows you're luck been??

 
redout22 said:
So GSG its been 13 days, 1 hour, 12 minutes, and someodd seconds sense the start of this thread. Hows you're luck been??
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Well the issue has never been "getting some," it's just that I have to hear about how I'm not tied down and castrated like everyone else in this town.

I'm probably going to start the process of buying a home here soon, so it'll probably be like shooting fish in a barrel ;)

 
GSG5545 said:
redout22 said:
So GSG its been 13 days, 1 hour, 12 minutes, and someodd seconds sense the start of this thread. Hows you're luck been??
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Well the issue has never been "getting some," it's just that I have to hear about how I'm not tied down and castrated like everyone else in this town.

I'm probably going to start the process of buying a home here soon, so it'll probably be like shooting fish in a barrel ;)
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aspeedlin4589 said:
GSG5545 said:
redout22 said:
So GSG its been 13 days, 1 hour, 12 minutes, and someodd seconds sense the start of this thread. Hows you're luck been??
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Well the issue has never been "getting some," it's just that I have to hear about how I'm not tied down and castrated like everyone else in this town.

I'm probably going to start the process of buying a home here soon, so it'll probably be like shooting fish in a barrel ;)
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:lol: Now I just need to find my own foul bachelorette frog!

 
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
FOR SALE:Slightly used Turbo Stroker 3000 vibrating rubber vagina. Will pay for shipping.
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That makes me think of the one fat guy's video on Tosh.0

He was going on and on about how a Fleshlight is the best thing a man can own :lol:

huskersrule95 said:
Three words: Mail Order BrideHere are some links for you GSG, not sure how good they are but maybe another optionLink #1Link#2Link #3
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Hahaha! Are they as good as PersianWifeFinder.com??

 
GSG5545 said:
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
FOR SALE:Slightly used Turbo Stroker 3000 vibrating rubber vagina. Will pay for shipping.
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That makes me think of the one fat guy's video on Tosh.0

He was going on and on about how a Fleshlight is the best thing a man can own :lol:

huskersrule95 said:
Three words: Mail Order BrideHere are some links for you GSG, not sure how good they are but maybe another optionLink #1Link#2Link #3
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Hahaha! Are they as good as PersianWifeFinder.com??
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I Googled the word "Fleshlight". It returns a mildly disturbing interesting set of Google search results.

 
NUance said:
GSG5545 said:
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
FOR SALE:Slightly used Turbo Stroker 3000 vibrating rubber vagina. Will pay for shipping.
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That makes me think of the one fat guy's video on Tosh.0

He was going on and on about how a Fleshlight is the best thing a man can own
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huskersrule95 said:
Three words: Mail Order BrideHere are some links for you GSG, not sure how good they are but maybe another optionLink #1Link#2Link #3
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Hahaha! Are they as good as PersianWifeFinder.com??
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I Googled the word "Fleshlight". It returns a mildly disturbing interesting set of Google search results.
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Yeah, I probably should have put a warning on that one. It looks like a flashlight, but it's got a rubber human orifice in it for "one's alone time pleasure."
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