A Typical Week during Football Season

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MVPujols

Five-Star Recruit
“The Cycle” – 2008 to present

Sunday – Man what happened. Our offensive line looks terrible. Another great Pelini defense will be wasted because of a completely useless inept offense. They sky is falling

Monday – Our line is really bad, but maybe if we fix some of those simple issues it wont be completely useless

Tuesday – I think we will be fine, our offensive line will get much better because most of teams improvement comes from week 1 to week 2, and we tear this Fresno DLine apart.

Wednesday – Yeah, we are going to be fine. We have Bo Pelini, the greatest man since Tom Osborne and Jesus Christ.

Thursday – Its almost as if Milt is back, because this O-Line is going to be a PIPELINE once again! We will be UNSTOPPABLE!

Friday – FKDALFJIOEWAJLKFMNLKHNVKJREOWIAJKFLDSMANFDJKLASJIOREJALNBKLJFDLASK (Incoherent Husker fan screaming in excitement for gameday)

Saturday – Game

Repeat process

 
You could insert quarterback, wide recievers or anything in there.. I just mean that the typical week follows that format. I thought it was funny..

 
Ahh, the 7-step system of college football. I think I'm going to be stuck between Monday and Tuesday for awhile. Well done.

 
I'm glad someone else finds it funny. I rarely come up with stuff thats funny, but occasionally I'm good for one :)

 
MVPujols said:
“The Cycle” – 2008 to present

Sunday – Man what happened. Our offensive line looks terrible. Another great Pelini defense will be wasted because of a completely useless inept offense. They sky is falling

Monday – Our line is really bad, but maybe if we fix some of those simple issues it wont be completely useless

Tuesday – I think we will be fine, our offensive line will get much better because most of teams improvement comes from week 1 to week 2, and we tear this Fresno DLine apart.

Wednesday – Yeah, we are going to be fine. We have Bo Pelini, the greatest man since Tom Osborne and Jesus Christ.

Thursday – Its almost as if Milt is back, because this O-Line is going to be a PIPELINE once again! We will be UNSTOPPABLE!

Friday – FKDALFJIOEWAJLKFMNLKHNVKJREOWIAJKFLDSMANFDJKLASJIOREJALNBKLJFDLASK (Incoherent Husker fan screaming in excitement for gameday)

Saturday – Game

Repeat process
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Brilliant. And spot on.

+1

 
MVPujols said:
“The Cycle” – 2008 to present

Sunday – Man what happened. Our offensive line looks terrible. Another great Pelini defense will be wasted because of a completely useless inept offense. They sky is falling

Monday – Our line is really bad, but maybe if we fix some of those simple issues it wont be completely useless

Tuesday – I think we will be fine, our offensive line will get much better because most of teams improvement comes from week 1 to week 2, and we tear this Fresno DLine apart.

Wednesday – Yeah, we are going to be fine. We have Bo Pelini, the greatest man since Tom Osborne and Jesus Christ.

Thursday – Its almost as if Milt is back, because this O-Line is going to be a PIPELINE once again! We will be UNSTOPPABLE!

Friday – FKDALFJIOEWAJLKFMNLKHNVKJREOWIAJKFLDSMANFDJKLASJIOREJALNBKLJFDLASK (Incoherent Husker fan screaming in excitement for gameday)

Saturday – Game

Repeat process
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This should be put on the back of a Huskerboard T-shirt!!!!

 
hskerholic said:
MVPujols said:
“The Cycle” – 2008 to present

Sunday – Man what happened. Our offensive line looks terrible. Another great Pelini defense will be wasted because of a completely useless inept offense. They sky is falling

Monday – Our line is really bad, but maybe if we fix some of those simple issues it wont be completely useless

Tuesday – I think we will be fine, our offensive line will get much better because most of teams improvement comes from week 1 to week 2, and we tear this Fresno DLine apart.

Wednesday – Yeah, we are going to be fine. We have Bo Pelini, the greatest man since Tom Osborne and Jesus Christ.

Thursday – Its almost as if Milt is back, because this O-Line is going to be a PIPELINE once again! We will be UNSTOPPABLE!

Friday – FKDALFJIOEWAJLKFMNLKHNVKJREOWIAJKFLDSMANFDJKLASJIOREJALNBKLJFDLASK (Incoherent Husker fan screaming in excitement for gameday)

Saturday – Game

Repeat process
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This should be put on the back of a Huskerboard T-shirt!!!!
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I concur

 
Offensive line isn't the only problem we've had here over the last few years, but you can definitely say it's been a recurring one.

 
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