***Official Nebraska Cornhuskers look-a-like thread***

[epocSoN]

Sterup - Frankenstein.

I don't want to be picky... but that's not Frankenstein...

I googled Frankenstein,

Who is it? Herman Munster?

Thats Frankenstien's Monster. Frankenstein was the doctor that built him. I know, i'm an a$$. It's just a common mistake people make but it annoys me every time lol.

 

[Hammerhead]

Rex Burkhead

T-Rex

I dunno, I was thinking more like

Wherein the log cabin about to be crushed is a hapless cornerback attempting to tackle Rex and Dromiceiomimus is the opposing coach.

(Dinosaur Comics is the greatest thing since Calvin & Hobbes, by the way.)

 

[GBRsal]

Derek Zoolander

 

[GBRsal]

Taylor's throwing motion

Kim Kardashian's throwing motion

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Derek Zoolander

Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Taylor Martinez anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Taylor? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will.

 

[jsneb83]

Derek Zoolander

Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Taylor Martinez anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Taylor? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will.

Hey Taylor founded the Taylor Martinez School for Quarterbacks Who Can't Throw Good and Want to Make Good Decisions Too.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Derek Zoolander

Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Taylor Martinez anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Taylor? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will.

Hey Taylor founded the Taylor Martinez School for Quarterbacks Who Can't Throw Good and Want to Make Good Decisions Too.

Yeah, it was a center for ants. How can quarterbacks learn how to throw good when they can't even fit in the building!? It needed to be like...three times the size that it was.

 

[jsneb83]

Derek Zoolander

Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Taylor Martinez anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Taylor? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will.

Hey Taylor founded the Taylor Martinez School for Quarterbacks Who Can't Throw Good and Want to Make Good Decisions Too.

Yeah, it was a center for ants. How can quarterbacks learn how to throw good when they can't even fit in the building!? It needed to be like...three times the size that it was.

Po- "Quarterbacks don't think for themselves."

Taylor- "That's not true!"

Po- "Yes it is, Taylor."

Taylor- "Ok."

 

[Badger_HB]

Pelini: "Taylor, what do we do when we fall off the horse?"

(Taylor with a blank stare)

Pelini: "We...get back on!"

Taylor: "Sorry Bo, I'm not a gymnast"

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Pelini: "Taylor, what do we do when we fall off the horse?"

(Taylor with a blank stare)

Pelini: "We...get back on!"

Taylor: "Sorry Bo, I'm not a gymnast"

Very well done, gentleman! +1 to both of you for making me laugh.

P.S. All the files are here, in the computer! *breaks computer* Where did all the files go?

 

[jsneb83]

Bo- "Taylor, that was unbelievable!"

Taylor- "I know! I threw the ball!"

Bo- "That too. But, Taylor, you threw a touchdown pass!"

Taylor- "Oh, right, cool."

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Bo- "Taylor, that was unbelievable!"

Taylor- "I know! I threw the ball!"

Bo- "That too. But, Taylor, you threw a touchdown pass!"

Taylor- "Oh, right, cool."

Taylor: Who am I?

Taylor reflection: I don't know...

 

[jsneb83]

"For the past two years, quarterbacking has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables: Tay-lor Mar-tin-ez."

[Taylor slowly counts the syllables of his fingers.]

 

[Ratt Mhule]

"For the past two years, quarterbacking has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables: Tay-lor Mar-tin-ez."

[Taylor slowly counts the syllables of his fingers.]

Tim Beck: Hello, Taylor!

Taylor: Hello?

Beck: Welcome to your relaxation time! Let this wonderful 80's classic soothe you. Just a nice, warm, happy time. Happy!...Happy!....Happy! hahahahahaha

Okay, Im done. I can go all night with Zoolander quotes if I wanted to, but Im throwing in the towel.

 

[walksalone]

Conor McDermott

Colin McDermott