Canadian man run over by train. Picks up beer. Walks away.

[NUance]

Canadian Man Picks Up Beer and Walks Away After Being Run Over By Train

BY JULIAN KIMBLE | MAY 24, 2012 | 6:02 PM | PERMALINK

Employees for the Canadian Pacific Rail are in shock after finding a man underneath a train’s 26th car, unharmed after being run over by it. The man had passed out drunk on the train tracks (always a bad idea) and couldn’t hear the rapidly approaching train, or the conductor’s horn.

His small frame apparently saved his life, as the train passed right over him. When the man finally came around, he reportedly “got up, grabbed his beer and headed on his way.” This is that awkward moment when you’re too drunk to acknowledge the freak miracle that saved your life.

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I wonder if anybody back at the bar believed his story. :lol:

 

[MLB 51]

Kid I went to high school with had this happen to him. Except he lost a leg.

 

[NUance]

Kid I went to high school with had this happen to him. Except he lost a leg.

Yeah, that's more what I'd expect to happen. Sorry to hear that.

 

[CornHOLIO]

Do we need to bring back cow catchers?

 

[MLB 51]

Kid I went to high school with had this happen to him. Except he lost a leg.

Yeah, that's more what I'd expect to happen. Sorry to hear that.

Dude was a douche bag. I still kinda felt bad for him though.

 

[MLB 51]

Do we need to bring back cow catchers?

Not sure that would have been much better. Might have dragged him down the tracks.